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MTXMAN
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How do you get an infant into tupperware?
A blender...
How do you get it out?
Salsa chips of course!!
A blender...
How do you get it out?
Salsa chips of course!!
Hemi: (HEM -e) adj. Mopar in type, V8, hot tempered, native to the United States, carnivorous, eats primarily Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes. Also enjoys smoking a good import now and then to relax.
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I don't get it.
Must be California humor or something. -
I get it, and boy do I love a good dead baby joke.
My favorite:
Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't empty a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork. -
Dead baby jokes are extremely crude, and inhumane, and immature. That being said, I know a few (from a roomate last year).
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Rolls Royce?
I don't have a Rolss Royce in my garage. -
You guys are sick:p
Did ya hear about the skinny guy who moved to Alaska. He came back a husky f#%ker. -
A pedophile took a little boy for a walk in the woods. The litlle boy said "Hey mister, these woods are dark and spooky. I'm getting scared."
The pedophile answered "You think your scared? I gotta walk back ALONE!"
That was sick!!! -
How do you know when it's bedtime in neverland? When the big hand is over the little hand
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Ya hear about the restaurant that Michael Jackson is opening??
They're gonna sell 40 yr old meat in 12 yr old buns...Hemi: (HEM -e) adj. Mopar in type, V8, hot tempered, native to the United States, carnivorous, eats primarily Mustangs, Camaros, and Corvettes. Also enjoys smoking a good import now and then to relax.
