They finally did it
tonyb
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Made us men obsolete.
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an ****. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.
During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patients spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patients buttocks.
Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.
I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically, he said to Newscientist. I asked her what was up and she said, Youre going to have to teach my husband to do that.
Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.
However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.
Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
orgasmic dysfunction ? Is that the PC term now for **** ? How about men with the same dysfunction ? They give us a sock. lol
CHARLOTTE, N.C. (CBS Charlotte) Scientists have patented a new machine that will provide orgasms for women at the push of a button.
A little smaller than a packet of cigarettes, the machine is designed to be a medical implant that uses electrodes to trigger an ****. The device would help some women who suffer from orgasmic dysfunction.
During the operation, a patient would remain conscious so that a surgeon could correctly pinpoint the right nerves to fit the electrodes in a patients spinal cord. Then, a signal generator would be connected which would be most likely implanted under the skin of a patients buttocks.
Stuart Meloy, a surgeon at Piedmont Anesthesia and Pain Consultants in Winston-Salem, N.C., came up with idea by accident.
I was placing the electrodes and suddenly the woman started exclaiming emphatically, he said to Newscientist. I asked her what was up and she said, Youre going to have to teach my husband to do that.
Meloy explained that the idea is that orgasms could happen at the push of a button when the implant could be triggered by a hand-held remote control.
However, he explained the treatment is intended to be used in the most serious of orgasmic dysfunction cases because the device is as invasive as a pacemaker.
Medical trials will be conducted by a Minneapolis-based company later this year.
orgasmic dysfunction ? Is that the PC term now for **** ? How about men with the same dysfunction ? They give us a sock. lol
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Sony 850c 4k
Pioneer elite vhx 21
Sony 4k BRP
SVS SB-2000
Polk Sig. 20's
Polk FX500 surrounds
Cables-
Acoustic zen Satori speaker cables
Acoustic zen Matrix 2 IC's
Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable
Kitchen
Sonos zp90
Grant Fidelity tube dac
B&k 1420
lsi 9's
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One question?
Do I have to pay for the damn batteries?
Married? And all she needs is batteries? So that means no more sex. Ever.
And I still will get the bill for the batteries. Probably won't even get to watch.
