Joke of the day

F1nut
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edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some
arsenic. He asks, "What for?" She says, "I want to kill my husband He
says, "Sorry, I can't do that." She then reaches into her handbag and
pulls out a photo of her
@#$%#* husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife and hands it to him.
He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
Political Correctness'.........defined

"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."


President of Club Polk

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