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RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Once upon a time, in a far and distant land, three brave men and a chicken set out to....
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited January 2004
    get a cocktail
    ***WAREMTAE***
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  • hotwheelman
    hotwheelman Posts: 1,300
    edited January 2004
    but it wouldn't come off....sooooooooo
    "Its worked so far but we're not out yet."
    "Hey big man let me hold a dollar"
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2004
    ...they continued onward towards the...
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2004
    brothel
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • shepx2
    shepx2 Posts: 646
    edited January 2004
    but this one was.......
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited January 2004
    ...somehow different...
    "I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed."

    Thom Yorke of Radiohead

    SOPA. Bow down before me, ****. Want a cookie?


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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited January 2004
    when they arrived they saw a...
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited January 2004
    naked man with a bucket standing outside.
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited January 2004
    ...asking for donations of...
    "I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed."

    Thom Yorke of Radiohead

    SOPA. Bow down before me, ****. Want a cookie?


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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited January 2004
    chicken fat....
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • hoosier21
    hoosier21 Posts: 4,413
    edited January 2004
    but what he got was...
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,088
    edited January 2004
    .....well, we still aren't sure BUT....
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2004
    it was BIG
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • izafar
    izafar Posts: 819
    edited January 2004
    .... and no one cared to have look at it, and then it happened....
    -izafar

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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2004
    ...he dropped the bucket...
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2004
    ...into a dark, deep hole, only to discover...
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2004
    ...he never heard it hit bottom...
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2004
    ...so he turned around and said screw this...
    No excuses!
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  • izafar
    izafar Posts: 819
    edited January 2004
    .. bucket handle and started a search for new....
    -izafar

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2004
    ...pair of disco pants. Meanwhile, the three men and the chicken countinued on towards the...
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • wodom1
    wodom1 Posts: 1,054
    edited January 2004
    ...nearest Popeye's...
    "I got into the music business thinking it was really radical, that it wasn't really a business at all, that it was a lot of people being artistic and creative. Not true, and it made me very depressed."

    Thom Yorke of Radiohead

    SOPA. Bow down before me, ****. Want a cookie?


    Polk Audio LSi15
    Polk Audio LSiC
    Polk Audio FXi30
    Samsung LN-T4061F 40" 1080P LCD HDTV
    Sony Playstation 3
    Outlaw Model 990 Pre/Pro
    Rotel 985 MK II
    Rotel 1072 CDP
    Soundstage Vacuum II tube pre
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2004
    ...for some fried chicken...
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited January 2004
    but popeyes was closed
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2004
    ...so it was off to the local strip club for some breast of chicken...
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited January 2004
    ...grill and to have a quick lapdance with triple breasted midget name Bonnie, but....
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2004
    ...little did our weary travelers know...
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • polkatese
    polkatese Posts: 6,767
    edited January 2004
    who was once called Sid, and.....
    I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited January 2004
    ...dressed up like a power ranger...
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited January 2004
    ...and was, a long time ago, billed as the "6-foot man-eating chicken" at the local fair...
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,907
    edited January 2004
    but by now, the chicken was getting mighty tired of all this talk about chicken fat, chicken ****, Popeyes and six-foot man eating chickens so he says, "Hey.....
    2 channel - Willsenton R8 tube integrated, Holo Audio Spring 3 KTE DAC, audio optimized NUC7i5, Windows 10 Pro/JRiver MC29/Fidelizer Plus 8.7 w/LPS and external SSD drive, PS Audio PerfectWave P3 regenerator, KEF R3 speakers, Rythmik F12SE subwoofer, Audioquest Diamond USB cable, Gabriel Gold IC's, Morrow Audio SP5 speaker cables. Computer - Windows 10/JRiver, Schiit Magni 3+/Modi 3+, Fostex PMO.4n monitors, Sennheiser HD600 headphones
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