Inner Peace????
Pauly
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Got this in a email pretty funny
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before starting to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kalua and Wild Turkey, my Prozac, some Valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel....
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need
of Inner Peace...
By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before starting to work this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's, Kalua and Wild Turkey, my Prozac, some Valium, my cigarettes and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freakin good I feel....
You may pass this on to those you feel are in need
of Inner Peace...
Life without music would♭
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LMAO!
Good one!
Heading to the kitchen to find my inner peace right now.
JohnNo excuses!