The Jewish Quarterback

F1nut
F1nut Posts: 50,525
edited September 2013 in The Clubhouse
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win. Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in the West Bank. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Israeli soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy," the coach said to himself, "he has the perfect arm." So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl. The young man is hailed as the great hero of football and when the coach asks him what he wants all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you", the old woman says,"you are not my son."

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads, "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."

"No, let me tell you," his mother retorts, "at this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says,..........















wait for it....











it's coming.....












here it is.......














"I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!!!!"
Political Correctness'.........defined

"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

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  • boston1450
    boston1450 Posts: 7,630
    edited September 2013
    Now that there is funny ROLMAO
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  • Msabot1
    Msabot1 Posts: 2,098
    edited September 2013
    Lmfao!!
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited September 2013
    A repeat
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,958
    edited September 2013
    Say what ?? Bears win the big game ?? Now that indeed is funny !!
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,603
    edited September 2013
    lol.....
    --Gary--
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  • headrott
    headrott Posts: 5,496
    edited September 2013
    LOL! Classic Jesse!
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    Taken from a recent Audioholics reply regarding "Club Polk" and Polk speakers:
    "I'm yet to hear a Polk speaker that merits more than a sentence and 60 seconds discussion." :\
    My response is: If you need 60 seconds to respond in one sentence, you probably should't be evaluating Polk speakers.....

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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,720
    edited September 2013
    If you promise to be here all week, I'll promise to start tipping the waiters.

    Dam, that was funny ! : ' )
    Sal Palooza
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