Balls... An observation

nooshinjohn
nooshinjohn Posts: 25,399
edited September 2013 in The Clubhouse
Balls

INTERESTING OBSERVATION

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.




2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.




3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.



4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.




5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
And...



6. The sport of choice for corporate executives and officers is GOLF.


THE AMAZING CONCLUSION:

The higher you go in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
There must be a boat load of people in Washington playing marbles.



PS... This is humor people, not politics.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,958
    edited September 2013
    Maybe....and just a suggestion pal, you should stop paying attention to other peoples balls. Me thinks living in Cali has started to take it's toll on you.
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  • zane77
    zane77 Posts: 1,696
    edited September 2013
    ^lol^
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,279
    edited September 2013
    DSkip wrote: »
    Good thing he doesn't live in Texas then, where every truck seems to have a pair.

    Yep that's Texas

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  • Fongolio
    Fongolio Posts: 3,516
    edited September 2013
    That Dyson Vacuum guy is also way too obsessed with balls.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,958
    edited September 2013
    Fongolio wrote: »
    That Dyson Vacuum guy is also way too obsessed with balls.

    LOL.....YEAH, and it may be in the cards for him to merge with Carver/Emo. Can you imagine what products would come out of that trio ?
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited September 2013
    Well, you'd think Texans wouldn't be so insecure. This reminds me of a story a friend of mine used to tell about his father who was from the "show me state". As it goes he would have to attend this affair every so often where an obnoxious Texan with his boots and hat in full display would be loud and boisterous--asking everyone after telling them where HE was from, "What do YOU think of US TEXANS up here?"

    To which, our fed up resident of Missouri retorted, "We don't! We don't think about you at all!"
    Our self-centered and self-important Texan was quite "speechless". Score one for the Midwest?

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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited September 2013
    As someone who lives in Seattle, I approve that joke. :)
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,399
    edited September 2013
    I think AC/DC had the biggest balls of 'em all...
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,958
    edited September 2013
    nooshinjohn wrote: »
    I think AC/DC had the biggest balls of 'em all...


    Your scaring me John.
    Please....please go pickup a Playboy mag and spend some time in the crapper.
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited September 2013
    So then I won't mention my attendance at the world championship marbles event.
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  • halo71
    halo71 Posts: 4,603
    edited September 2013
    tonyb wrote: »
    LOL.....YEAH, and it may be in the cards for him to merge with Carver/Emo. Can you imagine what products would come out of that trio ?


    Dyvermo! lol
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