How Do You Take A Shower?

Dr. Spec
Dr. Spec Posts: 3,780
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Do you have a systematic approach, or is it different each time? Have you ever thought about the way you take a shower, or has it never occured to you?

Extracurricular activities which may occur in the shower, but are not directly related to cleaning one's body - such as drinking alcoholic beverages, smoking, having sex, wanking, etc. - don't count. :o
"What we do in life echoes in eternity"

Ed Mullen (emullen@svsound.com)
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited January 2004
    is this a test? :p
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited January 2004
    WOW Guess Doc does have a SOH ;)
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited January 2004
    I wash my **** and Little Willie AFTER I wash my face, hair, and all other areas. THEN, a quick spritz of the entire shower with Lysol (the orange flavored one) from a spray bottle, paying particular attention to all grooves, corners, metalwork, etc.

    I use Irish Spring (the green flavored one) soap exclusively. Pert shampoo for the lovely head of thick hair that I still possess at age 51.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • Dr. Spec
    Dr. Spec Posts: 3,780
    edited January 2004
    glasses
    hair
    face w/ dedicated washcloth
    torso/"Little Willie and ****"/legs/feet w/ dedicated washcloth
    back with brush

    Ivory soap exclusively.
    "What we do in life echoes in eternity"

    Ed Mullen (emullen@svsound.com)
    Director - Technology and Customer Service
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited January 2004
    May I ask why you wear your glasses while showering?

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)

    Your guys name is Little Willie also? "Small" world huh?
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited January 2004
    They don't call him Dr. 'spec' for no reason...

    I step in, spin around once under the water, wet my head, lather with shampoo, then take some of the good suds on my head, hit both armpits, grab more suds from head, hit my crack then big bob and the twins, rinse.

    Then I draw nudie pictures in the fogged up glass and sing 'I feel pretty' from West Side Story.
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  • Dr. Spec
    Dr. Spec Posts: 3,780
    edited January 2004
    Originally posted by George Grand
    May I ask why you wear your glasses while showering?
    Your guys name is Little Willie also? "Small" world huh?

    I can't see worth a damn without them - Dr. Spectacle is more like it. Little? Just following suit on the vernacular - nothing conveyed or implied. That subject is for another thread. :)

    Russ... :eek:
    "What we do in life echoes in eternity"

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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited January 2004
    Hey I heard drinking beer in the shower gets you drunk quicker. Anything to that? I haven't tried it yet.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited January 2004
    Russman you never stop amazing me. ROFLOL


    Shampoo Hair and rinse,
    Shampoo again and wash my face and ears then a thorough rinsing of each ear.

    Work through the torso and pits with anti bacterial dial then pay very close to "King and the squires", then its off to the bakery to ensure a clean path for the next loaf.

    Legs then toes and ensure all the suds are down the drain(Soap burn sucks!).

    HBomb
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited January 2004
    I thought for sure he'd be singing a different tune from West Side Story. "Somewhere." The one that goes....... "There's a place for us...." You know, for the both of him.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grands)
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  • dave shepard
    dave shepard Posts: 1,334
    edited January 2004
    I wash hair, shave, soap rag wash face, rince rag, soap rag wash arms, pits, torso rince rag, soap rag wash lower half rince body. Afterwords I stand there under the hot water until there is nomore and get out so the wife can take a shower.

    Dave
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  • Steve@3dai
    Steve@3dai Posts: 983
    edited January 2004
    I'm surprised there hasn't been a "sleevin' the sausage" comment.

    hahaha

    I guess I just made one.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited January 2004
    I stand under the hot water and cry my eyes out, then wash myself with my own tears. After I get out, I punch myself in the Jimmy, and scream "Man up Boy!"

    I honestly think I do the same thing every time, with shaving the face in there once in awhile.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited January 2004
    Mark:

    Seek psychological assistance! LOL!

    I usually step in, wet down then start at the top and work my way down.

    Gotta make sure I get "Seabiscuit" and his two buddies while I'm down there. I always make it around back and clean the "Hall of shame" real well also.

    Thats my story and I'm sticking to it!

    John
    No excuses!
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  • phoneisbusy
    phoneisbusy Posts: 867
    edited January 2004
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    They don't call him Dr. 'spec' for no reason...

    ...
    Then I draw nudie pictures in the fogged up glass and sing 'I feel pretty' from West Side Story.

    No offense Russ, I'd have pegged you as a 'Climb every mountain' kinda guy... :D

    regards

    Dave
    Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited January 2004
    Originally posted by fireshoes
    Hey I heard drinking beer in the shower gets you drunk quicker. Anything to that? I haven't tried it yet.

    From all that I have learned in school so far, the pharmacokinetics of alcohol should be unaltered by taking a shower. But who the hell knows.
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited January 2004
    Funny **** in this place, and yes, Doro needs to speak to a qualified mental health assistant ;>}.

    I start by shampooing the hair aggressively, not rinsing, and then attack the remainder of my filthy body in complete and utter disgust. Often I sneer at the control unit that starts and stops the hot sauna treatment ... I'm almost certain that there's a camera in there; sometimes I wanna apply an extra "wash" on my nautiness, but that ****' camera stops me every time. So I simply soap and rinse and giggle to myself, knowing that the camera can't follow me to where I can take care of things elsewhere.

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