great joke for work..

nooshinjohn
nooshinjohn Posts: 25,399
edited July 2013 in The Clubhouse
Just affix this to the office printer...:cheesygrin:
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  • deronb1
    deronb1 Posts: 5,021
    edited July 2013
    Now THATS funny! I am sure it would work on a few people I work with.
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  • ZLTFUL
    ZLTFUL Posts: 5,648
    edited July 2013
    Sadly, one day I was explaining to a co-worker that she needed to "tell" a printer exactly how many copies of a document she needed. What I meant was to change the number of copies in the print pop-up window on her computer.
    What she did was go over to the printer and stand in front of it and semi-shouted, "I need 5 copies of my document."

    Just want to make note that these are the kind of people we have working for our government.
    "Some people find it easier to be conceited rather than correct."

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  • Msabot1
    Msabot1 Posts: 2,098
    edited July 2013
    Had to speak on this.....zltful...was she a blonde??
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  • jgido759
    jgido759 Posts: 572
    edited July 2013
    I could probably affix that to all of my Ricoh copiers and no one would know the difference... :lol:
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  • ZLTFUL
    ZLTFUL Posts: 5,648
    edited July 2013
    Msabot1 wrote: »
    Had to speak on this.....zltful...was she a blonde??

    Nope. Dark haired and a 32 year veteran of the USDA.
    "Some people find it easier to be conceited rather than correct."

    "Unwad those panties and have a good time man. We're all here to help each other, no matter how it might appear." DSkip
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited July 2013
    This is as good as the time when they installed the "new" motion sense flushers on the toilets at work. We told one of the guys he had to swipe his badge to get it to flush. It was rumored that he actually tried it and then figured the joke out. He was not happy.
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