You ever crack yourself up?

Toxis
Toxis Posts: 5,116
edited May 2013 in The Clubhouse
I have an old Jeep mountain bike laying around that the ex left here so I decided to list it on Craigslist. But you can't just put stuff on Craigslist if you care to sell at a decent price. You have to make people laugh. Ideally, even get flagged for Best of Craigslist. Right? Well I took some time and wrote this bad boy. I keep laughing at myself. Shameless self promotion? Yup...


http://kansascity.craigslist.org/bik/3833306268.html
Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

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  • Tornado Red
    Tornado Red Posts: 939
    edited May 2013
    Maybe I'm the only one that finds this funny but... I have an older SKYFi2 XM satellite radio and I'm listening to it the other day. I change the channel and Tim Harden's 'If I Were A Carpenter' comes on...only with that particular radio it will only show the part of the title that will fit the screen for several seconds before it starts to scroll. And so the title showed as 'If I Were A Carp'. Maybe it's just me, but I found that funny as hell. Or at the very least, a little fishy. :smile:
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,776
    edited May 2013
    Nope, not just you - that's funny.
    The perfect B-side to If I Were a Carp would be Ani DiFranco's song Little Plastic Castles
    And they say, 'Goldfish have no memory'...

    Of course, I am the kind of person who:
    1) would like to have a t-shirt that said "Your Corporate Logo Here"
    2) if I put out a record album, would be strongly tempted to title it Eponymous

    (i.e., I may not represent a mainstream vote in this category)
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  • headrott
    headrott Posts: 5,496
    edited May 2013
    I have never used crack. Looking forward to the experiences of those who have, however.
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  • Dawgfish
    Dawgfish Posts: 2,554
    edited May 2013
    Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are! LMAO
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  • zingo
    zingo Posts: 11,258
    edited May 2013
    I make myself laugh everyday, and my wife still just rolls her eyes.
    Jake
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  • zane77
    zane77 Posts: 1,696
    edited May 2013
    Women have a strange sense of humor!
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
    edited May 2013
    Funny....a little long but funny none the less. :lol:
    Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!
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  • heartystatue
    heartystatue Posts: 329
    edited May 2013
    :eek:I think you have way too much time on your hands. Too funny. Hope you get your hundred
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  • joeparaski
    joeparaski Posts: 1,865
    edited May 2013
    Yes, the ad is hilarious!
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  • Toxis
    Toxis Posts: 5,116
    edited May 2013
    To be perfectly honest, I was hoping for anything over $20. Have two guys willing to buy. Ones dead serious at $80, the other says $100 but hasn't said when. Apparently I need to ask for more next time I'm selling something on CL...
    Never kick a fresh **** on a hot day.

    Home Setup: Sony VPL-VW85 Projo, 92" Stewart Firehawk, Pioneer Elite SC-65, PS3, RTi12 fronts, CSi5, FXi6 rears, RTi6 surround backs, RTi4 height, MFW-15 Subwoofer.

    Car Setup: OEM Radio, RF 360.2v2, Polk SR6500 quad amped off 4 Xtant 1.1 100w mono amps, Xtant 6.1 to run an eD 13av.2, all Stinger wiring and Raammat deadener.
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  • custopper30
    custopper30 Posts: 252
    edited May 2013
    Hahah I don't see why you wrote so much!
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