Patriotism
trubluluc
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Probably been posted, but wth, is there such a thing as too much patriotism?
-Luc
Now everybody get out there and do your part!
Subject: Root Out Evil In Your Neighborhood
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
-Luc
Now everybody get out there and do your part!
Subject: Root Out Evil In Your Neighborhood
We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does, So this Saturday at 4:00 p.m. Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
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That's not Patriotism, that's lunacy.
There can never be enought Patriotism. Love for one's country and the devotion to it is what Patriotism is all about. I don't know how we could have too much of that. -
Count me in on this one!
I'll see if some girls from my club will want to contribute to weeding out the Taliban in my neighborhood.
Good idea!
JohnNo excuses!
