Uses for spaghetti sauce
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CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) It was no bomb -- just two cans of spaghetti sauce. But police in the Detroit area report they're looking for a woman who's charged with using the sauce to steal dough.
According to authorities, Ophelia A. Neal told employees at a bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township that she had a bomb in her bag. Authorities say the 430-pound suspect was already on parole and has fraud, assault and marijuana convictions.
Police say the robber demanded money and then took the cash and escaped in a car with a man at the wheel.
Saturday's robbery at a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township. It's about 15 miles north-northeast of Detroit.
Funny stuff right here. You know the bank employee on the other side of the counter must have been wearing a white silk blouse. Give me your money or I'll......I'll throw this spaghetti sauce at you. :cheesygrin: Man, I would have given her the coin just out of effort and making me laugh so hard.
According to authorities, Ophelia A. Neal told employees at a bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township that she had a bomb in her bag. Authorities say the 430-pound suspect was already on parole and has fraud, assault and marijuana convictions.
Police say the robber demanded money and then took the cash and escaped in a car with a man at the wheel.
Saturday's robbery at a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township. It's about 15 miles north-northeast of Detroit.
Funny stuff right here. You know the bank employee on the other side of the counter must have been wearing a white silk blouse. Give me your money or I'll......I'll throw this spaghetti sauce at you. :cheesygrin: Man, I would have given her the coin just out of effort and making me laugh so hard.
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CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) It was no bomb -- just two cans of spaghetti sauce. But police in the Detroit area report they're looking for a woman who's charged with using the sauce to steal dough.
According to authorities, Ophelia A. Neal told employees at a bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township that she had a bomb in her bag. Authorities say the 430-pound suspect was already on parole and has fraud, assault and marijuana convictions.
Police say the robber demanded money and then took the cash and escaped in a car with a man at the wheel.
Saturday's robbery at a Fifth Third Bank branch in Macomb County's Clinton Township. It's about 15 miles north-northeast of Detroit.
Funny stuff right here. You know the bank employee on the other side of the counter must have been wearing a white silk blouse. Give me your money or I'll......I'll throw this spaghetti sauce at you. :cheesygrin: Man, I would have given her the coin just out of effort and making me laugh so hard.
430 pounds!? That must have been one of the slowest get-aways ever! On an unrelated note, fat people are hard to kidnap. -
She told them she had a bomb in the BAG ? Heck, a **** and a match would have worried me more coming from her.HT SYSTEM-
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Wireworld eclipse 7 ic's
Audio metallurgy ga-o digital cable
Kitchen
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Grant Fidelity tube dac
B&k 1420
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She told them she had a bomb in the BAG ? Heck, a **** and a match would have worried me more coming from her.
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CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. (AP) Authorities say the 430-pound suspect.
She wasn't fat, she was Prego.
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430-pound suspect...they need to add Possession of crack charges2-channel: Modwright KWI-200 Integrated, Dynaudio C1-II Signatures
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Great, now we're going to get restrictions on spaghetti sauce.Political Correctness'.........defined
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She told them she had a bomb in the BAG ? Heck, a **** and a match would have worried me more coming from her.
At 430 lbs., you would think that she'd have a LOT more than one jar of spaghetti sauce in "her" bag! lol
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Maybe she really had a bomb...the sauce was her replacement for redbull because that stuff has too much sugar!Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!
