its that time of year

htrdln
htrdln Posts: 116
edited February 2013 in The Clubhouse
If I were...

If I were a key, I would lock you;
If lightning, then I would shock you;
If I were a pier I would dock you;
If I had a band I would rock you.


If I were a spoon, I would feed you;
If I were a house, I would deed you;
On Valentine?s Day, I must plead you,
Valentine, I really need you!



Will You Be My Valentine?


For months I?ve sat and held it in,
It choked inside and hurt like sin.
It made me sweat and steam and stew,
Whenever I caught sight of you.


Thank goodness Valentine's Day has come;
If I held it longer, it would strike me dumb.
This day I?ll say it, come rain or shine...
Will you be my Valentine?
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  • Msabot1
    Msabot1 Posts: 2,098
    edited February 2013
    Hope you have a decent gal to give that to!
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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited February 2013
    If I were you, I shoot myself !!!!!!!!!
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  • TurboGTU
    TurboGTU Posts: 187
    edited February 2013
    I've always had a special dislike for valentines day. Aside from being purely designed to sell greeting cards, imagine being 15 years old and being one of the only people without a day to the valentines day dance on your own birthday. It's enough to mess you up for life, but not really. :)
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  • goofyGAguy
    goofyGAguy Posts: 545
    edited February 2013
    TurboGTU wrote: »
    I've always had a special dislike for valentines day.

    Same here. Try being the only dude in first and second grade who didn't get a valentine.:sad:

    Scarred for life.
    My humble setup...

    ...is no more. :cry:
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  • teekay0007
    teekay0007 Posts: 2,289
    edited February 2013
    goofyGAguy wrote: »
    Same here. Try being the only dude in first and second grade who didn't get a valentine.:sad:

    Scarred for life.

    I bet you got an awesome feeling, Goofy, rubbing everyone's face in it when you were seen - by hundreds of millions! - mashin' with Bar Rafaeli in the GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial!! :razz:
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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited February 2013
    Your words are better suited as song lyrics than a poem. As a poem, a little corny, but as song lyrics you'd have whatever girl you'd sing them to! Something to THINK about!

    cnh
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited February 2013
    Thanks for sharing! Now get some help.
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  • goofyGAguy
    goofyGAguy Posts: 545
    edited February 2013
    teekay0007 wrote: »
    I bet you got an awesome feeling, Goofy, rubbing everyone's face in it when you were seen - by hundreds of millions! - mashin' with Bar Rafaeli in the GoDaddy Super Bowl commercial!! :razz:

    If only.
    My humble setup...

    ...is no more. :cry:
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  • oldmodman
    oldmodman Posts: 740
    edited February 2013
    Valentine's Day.

    It's when you SPEND NO MONEY!

    Just cut out a heart from construction paper and an arrow from the same paper and write your loves name on it.

    If it was good enough for Mom when you were in first grade it's good enough for anyone else now.
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,277
    edited February 2013
    I prefer the March 14th holiday:cheesygrin:
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