On the bus......
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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them
ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
Hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
Come again and pee twice. Then I come one lastatime."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly." In this country....we don't speak aloud in
Pubic places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she
Hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I
Come again and pee twice. Then I come one lastatime."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the
lady indignantly." In this country....we don't speak aloud in
Pubic places about our sex lives.........
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
Political Correctness'.........defined
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
"A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."
President of Club Polk
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"Pubic" places?!?!?!
Can we say Freudian?... I knew you could!
Liked the joke btw.
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