Sorry Tony....
obieone
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The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges, and even the Canadian and European leagues, but couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window from 100 yards away
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimny.
KA-PLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the states, and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the man wants, is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you!" the old woman says. "You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, mother" the young man pleads. "I've just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!!!"
You know it's getting bad when Detroit and D.C. start snickering and pointing
Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window from 100 yards away
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimny.
KA-PLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" the coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the states, and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the man wants, is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you!" the old woman says. "You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, mother" the young man pleads. "I've just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"
The old lady pauses, and then says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago!!!"
You know it's getting bad when Detroit and D.C. start snickering and pointing
I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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Funny chit right there!
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Actually the funniest thing is the Bears winning the Super Bowl.:biggrin:
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On all accounts it's pretty funny......and sad when your compared to Detroit and D.C.HT SYSTEM-
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