New sports rules for modern society.

scottyboy76

As we all know, we have become action and adrenaline junkies.

Therefore, i believe we need some refreshing of rules, action action action.

To that end i offer a couple ideas, you guys take it from there.

First, in baseball, the only way a pitcher can get a strike on a batter is to actually hit him with the ball, that should perk up that old game.

As for the combat sports, whether boxing or mma, just before the start of each round, the lights are turned out, and the audience has been given night vision goggles, but not the fighters.

as for hockey, no sticks.

Just a couple ideas.:cheesygrin:

Systems

I would like to see some Pro football WITHOUT helmets!
I would tune in for that!

BlueFox

Throw in some lions and tigers along with the players. For car racing, every time they pit the driver has to chug a 16 ounce malt liquor.

decal

BlueFox wrote: »

Throw in some lions and tigers along with the players. For car racing, every time they pit the driver has to chug a 16 ounce malt liquor.

Now that would be entertaining !!!!!!

mrbigbluelight

In Grand Prix racing, I've always felt that encouraging animals to wander across the track would add a bit of excitement to the sport (for the animals,too). Win/Win.

soundfreak1

Nascar used to do that with moonshine back in the day!

soundfreak1

Water polo with sharks in the pool, that would speed that game up a bit!

George Grand

Professional golfers and tennis players should have to play with flaming, kerosene soaked rags in all their pockets.

Beach volleyball with anti-personnel mines on the court. Nope, games would be too short. Make that punji sticks right below the sand.

FTGV

mrbigbluelight wrote: »

In Grand Prix racing, I've always felt that encouraging animals to wander across the track would add a bit of excitement to the sport (for the animals,too). Win/Win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikw_q_lsM-c

Mika Hakkinen actually hit a ground hog with the front wing of his Mclaren during practice in Montreal and it had some serious air time.

soundfreak1

Turned the ground hog into a airhog

mrbiron

- In basketball, the rim should be raised 6 feet and rim resized to county fair regulations.
- In baseball there should be 1 single base placed in the center of left field. Singles would be almost impossible.
- In football, after every touchdown, the cheerleaders should engage in an all out orgy. That would really get the fans going!
- Hockey...is no longer a sport Damn you CBA!!!
- Finally, soccer. The ball should be rigged with explosives that detonate when headbutted.

Strong Bad

- Olympic Swimming, throw Piranha's in the pool. All of Phelps records would be smashed.
- Women's Water Polo...I just don't see a need for them to wear swimsuits.
- Women's Diving...see my comment above about swimsuits.
- Women's Beach Volleyball...once again, the swimsuit comment.

obieone

Switch the Nascar oval, to a figure 8, then pack the front bumpers with C-4:eek:

scottyboy76

some great work here guys.

Love the cheerleaders showing some real appreciation for the effort on the field.

soundfreak1

How about tennis using hand granades...... Would give a new meaning to the lob.

goofyGAguy

In basketball, if you miss a dunk, a trapdoor opens under the rim and swallows the player up.

mrbigbluelight

To Strong Bad's most excellent swimming suggestions, we should add suitless Women's Synchronized Swimming (although they're 2/3's of the way there already).

Maybe combine women's synchronized swimming with Olympic wrestling; add Jello to the pool and we'd have Women's Synchronized Jello Wrestling. That would be a sport I'd pay to watch !

mrbiron

Nude curling would be a sport I would NOT watch!
Nude track events....they'd be all over the place!:eek:

Wheelchair basketball on rascals??...does this make sense?

mrbiron

Nude bobsledding will be all the rave.this winter. I heard san fransico is putting in 38 teams next winter olympics.