Polk Forum is Funny

HBombToo
HBombToo Posts: 5,256
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
I have never heard this...EVER and I am stealing it...:p

This ain't a beer belly son, its a gas tank for an asswhooping machine... Only the Russman

Twin
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited November 2003
    It's not my original work - I stole it myself. ;)
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited November 2003
    I always heard " gas tank for a sex machine". Must be an "old model-T".:D
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
    Nizer The Wizer
    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited November 2003
    The boy who might have coined that phrase is a good customer of mine. I've had other guys from my squadron hand deliver stuff to him up in Maine, and I plan on doing it myself someday. He's a scream.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)
  • paymontana
    paymontana Posts: 234
    edited November 2003
    I have decided to steal my new quote from Mr. Bloodninja. Here it is from the funniest post of the month. IMO



    CJ
    "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ****."