Cybersex gone wrong...

phoneisbusy
phoneisbusy Posts: 867
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
http://members.cox.net/daguilar1/funny.shtml
Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited November 2003
    Dude that guy is warped. He should stick to vid ****. Chasey Lain works for me!:D :p:D
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  • MTXMAN
    MTXMAN Posts: 682
    edited November 2003
    good lord that was funny...
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited November 2003
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited November 2003
    That was classic ****....I loved it when he had Britney fooled again...and broke out his wizard hat :D
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  • gidrah
    gidrah Posts: 3,049
    edited November 2003
    HHHAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!
    Make it Funky! :)
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited November 2003
    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'm talking about uncontrolable, snorting, I can't breath laughing! Hilarious man!
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited November 2003
    Great link, so effin funny...


    bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.

    j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.

    bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.

    j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.

    j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.

    bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.

    j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.

    j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.

    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.

    j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.

    bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ****.

    j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.

    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ****.

    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.

    j_gurli3: thats it.

    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.

    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

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  • avelanchefan
    avelanchefan Posts: 2,401
    edited November 2003
    So flipping funny man. Great link.
    Sean
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    PSN---->Floppa
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  • Pauly
    Pauly Posts: 4,519
    edited November 2003
    Need more ...:D
    Life without music would♭
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  • paymontana
    paymontana Posts: 234
    edited November 2003
    bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ****.
    bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
    j_gurli3: thats it.
    bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
    bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.

    I had a realy bad day til I saw this link. Now I don't give a **** about the rest of the day. "It doesn't get anymore serious than a rhinocerus about to charge your ****" RLMFAO!


    Thank you
    "It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ****."
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited November 2003
    Originally posted by fireshoes
    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I'm talking about uncontrolable, snorting, I can't breath laughing! Hilarious man!

    Me too... and I'm still at work. I think they know I'm not working.... tears.. laughed so hard I had tears...
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  • shiznit311
    shiznit311 Posts: 95
    edited November 2003
    LMAO... Funniest thing I've read in awhile.
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  • Shizelbs
    Shizelbs Posts: 7,433
    edited November 2003
    Very, very funny
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  • rs159
    rs159 Posts: 1,027
    edited November 2003
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ****.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ****.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Can I ask *HOW* you found this?
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited November 2003
    That is some real funny shite, my wife loved the Rhino one.....man, that is so funny. Good clean fun :)
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited November 2003
    Originally posted by rs159
    bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ****.
    bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ****.
    sweet17: WTF?!?!?
    bloodninja: They stink really bad.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Can I ask *HOW* you found this?

    Yeah, me too. How did you find that bud?:p

    P.S. Now when I try the link I get that $h!++y 404 Not Found error. EFFFFFFIN Microsoft.:mad:
    ††Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich††
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    "I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
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  • rs159
    rs159 Posts: 1,027
    edited November 2003
    404 Not Found - Mozilla Firebird
    Not Found
    The requested URL /daguilar1/funny.shtml was not found on this server.

    Eh?
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  • phoneisbusy
    phoneisbusy Posts: 867
    edited November 2003
    Originally posted by Polk-a-nizer
    Yeah, me too. How did you find that bud?:p

    P.S. Now when I try the link I get that $h!++y 404 Not Found error. EFFFFFFIN Microsoft.:mad:

    Guy must have pulled it because he was getting too much
    traffic. :(

    It got posted on my hockey newsgroup. Honestly!!
    Actually, it was some of the tamer stuff. They find some really sick
    stuff but I try to only pass on the more wholesome stuff.
    Well, this wasn't exactly wholesome but it was so damn funny
    I made an exception. :)

    The canucks newsgroup reminds me alot of Club Polk, quite the number of characters and bloody funny at times.

    regards

    Dave
    Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its students.
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