Butt Chugging; Make your Mama Proud

Outfitter03
Outfitter03 Posts: 563
edited October 2012 in The Clubhouse
Things must be slow on the campus in Tennessee. Chasing sorority coeds, wild frat parties are not enough excitement for the Phi Kappa Alpha Fraternity. Someone came up with the great idea of alcohol enemas to get really, really drunk in a hurry. Puts a whole new twist on doing a few shots.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/19639559/alcoholic-****-causes-frat-fallout
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  • cowtrimmer
    cowtrimmer Posts: 201
    edited September 2012
    I've done a lot of things with beer in my day. I've drank it,sipped it, I think I even remember gargling with it once. I cant say as I've ever felt the urge to take a proctologist view of it. :lol:
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited September 2012
    Holly Crap!
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited September 2012
    I guess those budding Einsteins don't watch 1000 Ways To Die.........it's definitely one of em !!!:eek:
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  • oldmodman
    oldmodman Posts: 740
    edited September 2012
    When I decide to drink, it always goes from my mouth, south. Not from the south, north.

    And to think that their families spend good money to go to College, and they still don't know how to drink.
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  • ESavinon
    ESavinon Posts: 3,066
    edited September 2012
    You'd be surprised what people are doing to get a quick buzz. I won't name them here the few things I've seen in my line of work.
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  • tonyb
    tonyb Posts: 32,957
    edited September 2012
    Hmmm......drinking with your arse.......must be a government run institution.

    I mean really....wtf ? How dumb can you be ? I can see it now, all us old timers sitting around talking about the simple luxury of a good drink, single malts, kegger parties, a good wine, and the youngsters talking about the toast they gave at a wedding up the arse.

    Could be a good way to clean out any butt monkeys however.
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  • Syndil
    Syndil Posts: 1,582
    edited September 2012
    If you're poor and want to get blitzed but are on your last glass of Mad Dog...

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  • jbooker82
    jbooker82 Posts: 1,627
    edited September 2012
    Nothing like having the feeling of flames shooting out your butt when you do a couple double shots of Bacardi 151 Rum.
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  • Shike
    Shike Posts: 12
    edited September 2012
    gdb wrote: »
    I guess those budding Einsteins don't watch 1000 Ways To Die.........it's definitely one of em !!!:eek:

    That's what I was thinking the second I saw it, had his wife help him with it and died of poisoning. Apparently the **** is great at absorbing alcohol, who would think it? >_>'
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  • muncybob
    muncybob Posts: 3,039
    edited September 2012
    So, as I heard asked this a.m. If doing this with tequila, do you salt the rim?
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  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited September 2012
    You guys are just finding out about this?? Man, get with the times!
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  • cowtrimmer
    cowtrimmer Posts: 201
    edited September 2012
    This is one of those times where I'm glad I'm not with the times.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,008
    edited September 2012
    My question is do they share the same "straw" (tube)...lets hope it is not the same one attached to the funnels.
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  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited September 2012
    On a semi-related note, people also use this method to take certain drugs. Same reasons, gets into the blood stream faster. People are F'n crazy, IMO.
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  • TNHNDYMAN
    TNHNDYMAN Posts: 2,145
    edited September 2012
    dumbasses
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,008
    edited September 2012
    TNHNDYMAN wrote: »
    dumbasses

    should that be changed to numba$$es ? :wink:
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  • cowtrimmer
    cowtrimmer Posts: 201
    edited September 2012
    I've never looked at a bottle of whiskey and wondered how fast of a buzz i could get if I shoved it up my arse. :lol:

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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,008
    edited September 2012
    cowtrimmer wrote: »
    I've never looked at a bottle of whiskey and wondered how fast of a buzz i could get if I shoved it up my arse. :lol:

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    Just remember to take the cap off first!!
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  • pdxfj
    pdxfj Posts: 376
    edited September 2012
    Some people have way too much time on their hands..

    Article said one person was dropped off at the hospital with a BAC of 0.4.. amazing they are still alive..
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  • classic carl
    classic carl Posts: 648
    edited September 2012
    Tennessee huh? I'm surprised they didn't just connect their butts to a moonshine still.
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited September 2012
    Appalachian Emergency Room !!!! I saw that on Saturday Night Live !:lol:
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  • chargerman426
    chargerman426 Posts: 419
    edited September 2012
    You old guys are always behind the times lol. I've never done it but I had heard about people doing it 1-1 1/2 years ago. Definitely bad news.

    What the people i heard do it did was take a tampon and soak it in booze than stick that up there. Idea being you could get drunk with out the smell on your breath.
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  • badchad
    badchad Posts: 348
    edited September 2012
    It's not just faster absorption, rectally administering drugs bypasses the "first pass" metabolism of the liver. As the liver is one of the major detoxifying organs in the body, it's actually a very efficient method for taking all sorts of drugs.

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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited September 2012
    codyc1ark wrote: »
    On a semi-related note, people also use this method to take certain drugs. Same reasons, gets into the blood stream faster. People are F'n crazy, IMO.

    It's called Plugging. And no I have NOT done it at this time.
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  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,008
    edited September 2012
    Didn't Hendrix put blotter under his eye lids to do the same thing?
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  • Dawgfish
    Dawgfish Posts: 2,554
    edited September 2012
    ****, darn near killed 'em.............;-)
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  • adb3da
    adb3da Posts: 507
    edited September 2012
    The worst part of this is that someone else has to administer the procedure. Just drink some damn whiskey if you want to get drunk fast! No one needs to touch your butt!
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,772
    edited September 2012
    dorokusai wrote: »
    It's called Plugging. And no I have NOT done it at this time.

    Long, long ago I remember a George Carlin riff, something along the lines of "Why is it that there are no abused drugs in the form of suppositories?"
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  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited September 2012
    dorokusai wrote: »
    It's called Plugging. And no I have NOT done it at this time.

    Ever? Or just at the moment? I think now we all know the reason for the ****-less chaps now, my poor fiend..
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  • dudeinaroom
    dudeinaroom Posts: 3,609
    edited September 2012
    Wow. What is wrong with kids today. I mean really. First huffing fermented **** now this. I can't wait until one of these guys become the Pres.
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