The Coffin--A Little Halloween Story
Tour2ma
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Late one dark and rainy night, a man was walking home alone when he hears a ...
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...behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street--towards him...
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Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly along behind him... BUMP BUMP BUMP
faster...faster...faster..
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He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through the door, with the lid of the coffin clapping...
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...on the heels of the terrified man...
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH, the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy--anything-- his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin. Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition
and...
...the coffin stops.
Sorry 'bout that...Happy Halloween Everybody....
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
...behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street--towards him...
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly along behind him... BUMP BUMP BUMP
faster...faster...faster..
BUMP
BUMP
BUMP
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the coffin crashes through the door, with the lid of the coffin clapping...
Clappity-BUMP
Clappity-BUMP
Clappity-BUMP
...on the heels of the terrified man...
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in.
His heart is pounding, his head is reeling, his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH, the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy--anything-- his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin. Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition
and...
...the coffin stops.
Sorry 'bout that...Happy Halloween Everybody....
More later,
Tour...
Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb
"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
Tour...
Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb
"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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Comments
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Horrible!
There's one MORE reason to keep right on driving past the Vegas exit. I do NOT want to catch your lounge act.Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service. -
Aw, you're still just miffed about the tuna...
Come to my house tonite and I'll throw you a can...
More later,
Tour...
Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb
"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
