True or what?
ntculenuff
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At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" said a fourth.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thank God we can all still drive."
Just a little sumptin' to start the day with..
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an 'X' at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you!" said a fourth.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a fifth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy I can hardly walk!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said an elderly gent.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your blessings," said one woman cheerfully, "thank God we can all still drive."
Just a little sumptin' to start the day with..
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Definitive BP7001sc mains
Definitive C/L/R 3000 center
Polk RT800i's rears
Definitive supercube I Sub
Audio:
Onkyo TX-NR3010
Emotiva XPA five Gen 3
OPPO BDP-103 CD, SACD, DVD-A
Video:
Panasonic TC-P65ZT60
OPPO BDP-103 Bluray
Directv x's 2
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Three old ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home, when an old man walked by.
One of the grandmas says, "We bet we can tell how old you are."
The old man said, "There ain't no way you can guess it."
One of the ornery grandmas said, "Sure we can! Just drop your undershorts and we can tell your exact age."
He did.
The grandmas stared at him for a while, then they all piped up and said, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned! "Amazing! How did you guess that?"
The ornery old grandmas laughed, slapped their knees, and grinned from ear to ear, all three yelling in unison,
"You told us yesterday!" -
Two old guys were sitting around one day talking and one said "I think I have to give up golf. I can still hit the ball ok but I just can't see where it goes anymore."
His friend replies " Well I can still hit the ball pretty good and I can see just fine. We'll play together and I'll watch your ball for you."
So off they went to the golf course and the guy with the bad eyes steps up to the first tee. He hits the ball and turns to his friend to ask "I think I hit it good. Did you see it?"
"Yes I did." replied his friend.
"Well, where did it go?"
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