Guitarist for metal band wanted!!

Toolfan66
Toolfan66 Posts: 17,223
edited June 2012 in The Clubhouse
This Craigslist ad is pretty funny...


http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/2875664657.html




Enjoy!!:cheesygrin:
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,274
    edited June 2012
    LOL but...

    I guess honesty in this case maybe the best policy...helps alot of misicians fom making the mistake of calling this disgruntled wanna be...doesn't want to drink but will smoke your dope and screw your hookers...kinda oxymoron
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  • codyc1ark
    codyc1ark Posts: 2,532
    edited June 2012
    Very nice. And fairly well wrote too? I LOVE that last paragraph,

    "AUSTIN! You have, per capita, the highest "F@ckwit to Musician" ratio on the planet"

    Lol!
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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited June 2012
    Looks like the typical Craig's List moron to me.
    If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited June 2012
    my vag is so sensitive to sand....howz yer face like it?:cool:
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,717
    edited June 2012
    I like that dood's attitude. :mrgreen:
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  • ohskigod
    ohskigod Posts: 6,502
    edited June 2012
    I use Craigslist to find musicians/bands all the time. I can see the level of dousche in this guy, but at the same time understand the frustration dealing with craigslist people can entail.

    I've learned alot of musicians are out of there frikkin gourds.
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  • JimKellyfan
    JimKellyfan Posts: 696
    edited June 2012
    There's that German robot that plays metal.....That dude is whacked on CGLST...
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