Creationism (From A Woman's Point Of View)
decal
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A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother
answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all of
mankind was made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, " Mom , how is it possible that
you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from
monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your father told you about his.":redface:
answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all of
mankind was made.."
Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said, " Mom , how is it possible that
you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from
monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my
side of the family and your father told you about his.":redface:
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That's funny!
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Good one:razz:I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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So the mother is the superstitious one and the father is the smart one?
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So the mother is the superstitious one and the father is the smart one?
I think we know which one doesn't have a sense of humor."The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg." --Thomas Jefferson -
So the mother is the superstitious one and the father is the smart one?
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