Some Trim
George Grand
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Barber opens the shop one morning, and the first customer in is a young, enlisted Marine looking for his weekly high and tight. After the cut, he reaches for his wallet, but the barber tells him, "It's on me son, thanks for your service to the country." The next morning, when he arrives at the shop to open, there's a package at the front door that contains a red, Semper Fi, t-shirt.
Next day after he opens, a young, Navy seaman walks in for his tonsorial appointment. After the cut, the seaman reaches for his wallet, but the barber tells him, "No way son, it's on me, thanks for your service to our country. Next morning when he arrives at the shop to open, there's a package at the front door with a blue baseball cap with a U.S.S. John F. Kennedy patch on it.
The next day, after he opens up the shop, a United States Air Force full colonel in his dress blues walks in. After the cut, the colonel reaches for his wallet, but the barber tells him, "No way sir, your money's no good here, and thanks for your service to our country."
The next morning, when the barber arrives at the shop, waiting at the front door is.....................you guessed it, 3 more Air Force colonels in their dress blues.
It's only a joke, but it is SOOOOOOOOOO true.
George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)
Next day after he opens, a young, Navy seaman walks in for his tonsorial appointment. After the cut, the seaman reaches for his wallet, but the barber tells him, "No way son, it's on me, thanks for your service to our country. Next morning when he arrives at the shop to open, there's a package at the front door with a blue baseball cap with a U.S.S. John F. Kennedy patch on it.
The next day, after he opens up the shop, a United States Air Force full colonel in his dress blues walks in. After the cut, the colonel reaches for his wallet, but the barber tells him, "No way sir, your money's no good here, and thanks for your service to our country."
The next morning, when the barber arrives at the shop, waiting at the front door is.....................you guessed it, 3 more Air Force colonels in their dress blues.
It's only a joke, but it is SOOOOOOOOOO true.
George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)
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COLD man COLD, but true none the less. I was a para trooper in the 82nd Airborne Myself. I probably would've left him a static line or something.:DPolk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich
Nizer The Wizer
"I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!" -
Originally posted by Polk-a-nizer
I was a para trooper in the 82nd Airborne Myself.
NOW I understand why Polk-a-nizer is cracked;) I spent 4 years in the Army and remain convinced that the 82nd is full of NUTS thank God for US!!!:D
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Airplane is going to have to be on fire from one end to the other before I consider jumping out. Fortunatly, after 27 years of flying, every take-off I've been involved in, has also involved a landing.
George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's) -
The landing part is always appreciated. Guess you do have to be a little nut (or have BIG nuts) to jump from a plane. But man is it ever a thrill.:cool:Originally posted by George Grand
Airplane is going to have to be on fire from one end to the other before I consider jumping out. Fortunatly, after 27 years of flying, every take-off I've been involved in, has also involved a landing.
George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich
Nizer The Wizer
"I can blast my Polks longer and they keep getting stronger!"
