We'll all be rich

burdette
burdette Posts: 1,194
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
OK, here is my business idea...

We need a one-stop shopping experience where you can get herbal viagra, a larger ****, apply for a mortgage, buy replacement printer cartridges, AND watch ****, all at the same time.

I know we'd be able to cut our email advertising by 80%.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited October 2003
    You forgot the discount magazine subscription, and miracle weight loss koolaid divisions...

    Sounds like a GREAT plan though...
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    What about the "all you can eat hot wings" offer. You CAN"T forget the wings. And a lifetime giftcard to Hooters would be nice to. SWEET!:D
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    Sounds great! Start a huge business, I'll come in and get offended, then sue all you bastages. Then it will be ME who is rich..muahahaha.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited October 2003
    A good benchmark tube system for comparison with after I begin ripping my system apart.

    My sa-12 manual is not here yet but it is a secured transaction on my cc.

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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by LiquidSound
    Sounds great! Start a huge business, I'll come in and get offended, then sue all you bastages. Then it will be ME who is rich..muahahaha.
    Need an EVIL henchman?:D
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    I dunno if I can handle a henchman from da hood. If I give da werd up yo, my bizzle needs da grizzle from an izzle evizzle. But if da grizzle give no shizzle then forbizzle mah nizzle. Ya dizzle? If nizzle then paypizzle tha quizzle sho bizzle a zizzle. Shwizzle tha mizzle? I thizzle...

    This post brought to by the letter 'Ghetto'.:D
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by LiquidSound
    I dunno if I can handle a henchman from da hood. If I give da werd up yo, my bizzle needs da grizzle from an izzle evizzle. But if da grizzle give no shizzle then forbizzle mah nizzle. Ya dizzle? If nizzle then paypizzle tha quizzle sho bizzle a zizzle. Shwizzle tha mizzle? I thizzle...

    This post brought to by the letter 'Ghetto'.:D
    .
    Why do I suddenly have a craving for "swizzle sticks"?:D Actually I'm a 26 yr old white **** from the city. But you were close. Sometimes Liquid.... you're not all there.:p But that was a trip. Keepizzle on the rizzle for shizzle my nizzle. Peacizzle brizzzle.:cool:
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    "Sometimes Liquid.... you're not all there."
    If I were all here, I wouldn't be able to go anywhere else:p
    Fizzle the swizzle, fo twizzle needs yo bizzle. Snoop and his marketing team had a masterstroke with that line of speak. It's so catchy. :D
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  • Polk-a-nizer
    Polk-a-nizer Posts: 225
    edited October 2003
    Half the time... I'm not "anywhere". :p And I like it that way. Snoop is da man.:D Fo shizzle my nizzle this forum is off the hizzle fo rizzle.Peacizzle nizzle.
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