Mondays Joke
HBombToo
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Quick!
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it!" She blows her top, "You ****! You waltz in here, flop
your fat **** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run aroundlike your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. " Oh ****, it's started."
HBomb
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it!" She blows her top, "You ****! You waltz in here, flop
your fat **** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run aroundlike your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. " Oh ****, it's started."
HBomb
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Personaly experience, Henry?
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LOL...More later,
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Vox Copuli
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb
"Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
"It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
"There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD -
Been there.. experienced that.;) Great joke though dude. Check the next thread I post for a couple more.Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich
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