a snake in the mankave

HBombToo

It got a little exiting at HBombs a little while ago. I was **** around and had a bundle of RS rca connectors in hand when I looked to my right and there was a snake. I nearly **** but instead froze and began formulating my plan. After about a nanosecond had elapsed I began beating the living PISS out of it with the bundle of RCA's I had. I WON!!!:D

My new neighbor I learned is a retired Navy Seal so I figured who better to ask wher or not it was poisonous and it turned out to be just a field snake.

Anywho... I had to have a BEER after all that:p

1/4 Twin

madmax

You realize you have to burn in your cables again after such a shock. It could have been worse, that snake could have been what you though was one of the cables you grabbed.:D

I hate snakes. One time I found one in my yard. I hit it with a shovel to try and make it go away but every time I hit it he lurched towards me. No fear at all. Really freaked me out. I hacked him up in 5 pieces before the adrenalin stopped. Afterwards I was glad no one was watching me. They would have thought I was some mad skitzo mass murderer if they had seen me. I felt bad later when I found out he was harmless but I didn't loose any sleep. It was him or me!

madmax

dorokusai

That would have been even funnier if you had blindly reached down, and plugged a snake into your stereo.

HBombToo

Originally posted by madmax
Afterwards I was glad no one was watching me. They would have thought I was some mad skitzo mass murderer if they had seen me. I felt bad later when I found out he was harmless but I didn't loose any sleep. It was him or me!

madmax

Thinken about it:rolleyes: again... if I had my camera on I could have sold that **** for a mint:D I remain freaked but I never felt BAD in any way... EVER! Little sumbeeatch got what was due


Evil Twin

danger boy

in da house? are you sure you didn't see one of those Audio quest RCA cables and mistake it for a field snake? after all they are called python, diamondback, etc you know

Dr. Spec

If you own a .22 LR handgun or rifle, CCI makes a neat little product called the .22 LR shotshell.

It uses 165 #12 size pellets in a .22 LR cartridge (there is a little blue translucent shot holder where the bullet normally would be).

Perfect for sending venomous snakes to the big den in the sky at up to about 20 feet distance. I wouldn't use it inside, but if you have snakes about, it is perfect for outdoor use around the house without having to touch off a real shotgun and piss off the neighbors.

scottdawg

lol thats too funny
sounds like you guys really freaked out. Hbomb glad you didnt tear nuthin up in the heat of battle.

Polk-a-nizer

Originally posted by dorokusai
That would have been even funnier if you had blindly reached down, and plugged a snake into your stereo.

Then he woulda been back to playing the scales.

Polk-a-nizer

If you had've plugged the snake into your RCA jacks; You might've gotten a little hiss in your speakers.:D How's that for distortion.