I'm Offended!!!!

LiquidSound
LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
So shut this thread down.
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    Did you just threaten me? Keep this up and I'll take legal action.
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    "Your slanderous tone is somewhat less than tolerable."

    Let's keep this between you and me. Leave my family out of this.

    "You will be hearing from my lawyers shortly."

    Hitler made such statements. No need to start throwing around racial slurs.
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  • rs159
    rs159 Posts: 1,027
    edited October 2003
    One of my good friends is Jewish.

    Sean, perhaps we can be co-plaintiffs?
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  • rs159
    rs159 Posts: 1,027
    edited October 2003
    On second thought, it is immoral that we make such a large issue of somebodies religion. I will call my lawyer tommorow to sue myself....
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited October 2003
    I can't believe a post like this is allowed on this forum.

    That's it, I'm selling all my Polks.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited October 2003
    I am selling all my Polk's and investing in Radio Shack. Damn you all to HELL!
    CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited October 2003
    I'm personally offended and emotionally damaged by the animosity and hateful speech being dispelled on this CORPORATE-sponsored forum. Therefore, I see no recourse but to sue Polk for emotional and mental anguish.

    There is a long-standing general internet rule that when either Hitler or the **** is mentioned in a thread, the thread is officially over. I have been harmed in my inability to participate in this thread before Hitler was mentioned, therefore I am also going to sue Liquidsound for mental anguish and loss of social contact.

    Dorokusai said "hell" and that is a bad word and has harmed my mental state and made this a hostile environment. Therefore, I'm also going to sue him.

    Russman stood by and allowed all this to occur.. therefore I'm also going to sue him for failure to intervene in an obviously out of control public venue, which contributed to my mental anguish.

    I'm not Jewish, but I know some people who are, and you guys hurt my feelings and caused me pain when you singled them out as a racial/ethnic group. I demand recompense.

    I have some phone calls to make, as soon as I stop crying and regain enough composure to talk... after all this mental anguish and pain you all have spued upon me.... ouch...

    Edit: found a link on Godwin's law...
    http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/legends/godwin/
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,783
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    I can't believe a post like this is allowed on this forum.

    That's it, I'm selling all my Polks.

    Don't you mean "Ploks" :)
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited October 2003
    Oh.... how do German's tie their shoelaces?




    Little nazies. Ha ha ha.

    I love that joke.
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited October 2003
    Are you making fun of me? Huh? Huh?

    Do you want me to knock your teeth down your throat? Huh? Huh?

    And yes, I did mean Ploks, but don't call me a **** again, I won't stand for it. I know you didn't just come out and say it - but you sure IMPLIED it.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited October 2003
    Actually there is a guy here in town who sells "PLOKS" out of the back of a van. He also has Infinitees and Clipsh. Says he saves a lot of money not having to pay rent and can therefore sell for a lot less....


    Generously endowed posterior is the more PC term.

    My grandmother doesn't have any teeth, and your comment about knocking teeth out is insensitive and hurtful.. Grandma only WISHES she even HAD teeth for someone to knock out.. you insensitive ****.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited October 2003
    I can't stop the farting. I've been at it all day, non-stop. I had a Del-Taco burrito last night. ****'n farts are rank to boot. Damn the Del!!!! Damn it to hell!!!


    Stinky Out~:D
    If...
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited October 2003
    :mad: I'm offended that Dorokusai, Russman & ATCvenom has posted a message on here. They will be hearing from my lawyer.

    As far as the rest of you go...I'm selling my polks and going full Bose Wave Radio because ya'll are acting like poopie heads!

    YES...POOPIE HEADS I SAY! AND YES, I WILL TYPE IN ALL CAPS IF I FEEL LIKE IT! WHY...BECAUSE I JUST FEEL LIKE YELLING IN AN INTERNET FORUM!

    SO THERE, GET OVER IT! IF NOT, SUE ME!

    Where is Sid when I need a hug. :rolleyes:
    No excuses!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by Ron-P
    I can't stop the farting. I've been at it all day, non-stop. I had a Del-Taco burrito last night. ****'n farts are rank to boot. Damn the Del!!!! Damn it to hell!!!

    Stinky Out~:D

    Why is anyone allowed to type **** on this forum. I"M PISSED and I'm selling my JBL Speakers!
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited October 2003
    Now I'm offended that you're selling your JBL's. THATS IT, I'M SELLING MY CAR!

    I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS FORUM! :mad:


    John
    No excuses!
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by john d. strong
    . THATS IT, I'M SELLING MY CAR!

    How much?
    "Just because you’re offended doesn’t mean you’re right." - Ricky Gervais

    "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible." - Stuart Chase

    "Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." - Bernard Berenson
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by john d. strong
    Where is Sid when I need a hug. :rolleyes:


    I don't appreciate the uncomfortable environment you've created via your unwanted suggestions. You have placed unpleasant and uncomfortable homoerotic images in my head and that is sexual harrassment. Nor do I appreciate your constant flirtateous eye movements.

    I would recommend you keep your fantasies to yourself and stop with the flirting.
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,783
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by john d. strong
    Now I'm offended that you're selling your JBL's. THATS IT, I'M SELLING MY CAR!

    I CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE OF THIS FORUM! :mad:


    John

    You have a car?? You uppity bastage. If I had any teeth I'd..........
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited October 2003
    Were you about to call me an ****?

    That's it. I'm doing something, what, I don't know - but it's gonna SUCK for all of you.
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    All this hostility is just so..hostile.
    Burdette, you can't sue me, I've got *Black Black No Tap Back* immunity in this country. So I can do whatever I want. nannienannie booboo

    "Don't you mean "Ploks"
    You have blatently and malignantly defamed the good name of Polk, Ken. How dare you miscontrue their image from a great speaker company to the sound that of a faucet dripping. Is this the only company you've done this to? I bet not.
    I'm filing a class action lawsuit against you for nine million dollars. Which we'll all be able to reap the rewards from. Approximately 1/520 of a penny per person! Come on folks..whose with me?!

    "Generously endowed posterior is the more PC term." burdette, how dare you post such a filth laden sentence on the forum. Do you feel the need to draw attention to the "PC" muscle?? Are you making fun of those who don't have them like WOMEN??!!! Your subpoena to hell is in the mail..you blasphemer.


    I'm still offended.

    edit-I should proofread move.
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  • Demiurge
    Demiurge Posts: 10,874
    edited October 2003
    :p:p:p:p:p:p
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,783
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by RuSsMaN
    Were you about to call me an ****?

    That's it. I'm doing something, what, I don't know - but i'm gonna SUCK all of you.

    Oh really. Don't make promises you can't keep big boy
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  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,783
    edited October 2003
    "Don't you mean "Ploks"
    You have blatently and malignantly defamed the good name of Polk, Ken. How dare you miscontrue their image from a great speaker company to the sound that of a faucet dripping. Is this the only company you've done this to? I bet not.


    I'm still offended. [/B][/QUOTE]

    No, I defame Disney too. Evil bastages........
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,779
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by ken brydson
    Oh really. Don't make promises you can't keep big boy

    John,
    Russ is open for all the 'hugs' you can give. Talk to him, I'm not open for 'hugs'.

    PS: This is friggin hilarious, and im highly offended by about all of it.....

    DISNEY SUCKS! Right Dave?
    - Not Tom ::::::: Any system can play Diana Krall. Only the best can play Limp Bizkit.
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    Look guys!! It's the Swiss Alps!!!
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited October 2003
    Originally posted by LiquidSound
    "Generously endowed posterior is the more PC term." burdette, how dare you post such a filth laden sentence on the forum. Do you feel the need to draw attention to the "PC" muscle?? Are you making fun of those who don't like WOMEN??!!!

    Hey, Russman is the one who is fearful he has a fat ****. I was just trying to make him feel better about himself. How dare you interfere in my actions to help a downtrodden ****.

    Those WHAT who don't like women? What are you implying? That I'm homophobic? That I'm trying to help Russ only because I *like* looking at his fat ****? How dare you... I am offended at your implications... I don't like women just as much as the next guy.... wait a minute, that isn't what I mean...
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited October 2003
    LMFAO...


    "wait a minute, that isn't what I mean"
    Ah HA! Falsifying documents eh? Maybe I should drop a little name like..ohh..say..ENRON!!! Better brush up on your sewing skills and glitter knowledge...cause you're shacking up with Martha Stewart...in JAIL!!!
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,746
    edited October 2003
    SHOCKING.......just SHOCKING!!! :o
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,278
    edited October 2003
    NOW I GOT TO PUT UP WITH F1NUT COMING IN HERE TO POST!

    THAT'S IT...I'M DONE WITH ALL OF YOU! SOOOOO DONE!

    Kiss it guys!
    No excuses!
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited October 2003
    Hey, Russman is the one who is fearful he has a fat ****.
    Russ is open for all the 'hugs' you can give. Talk to him


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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