Funny stuff brothas

RuSsMaN
RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
Check this one out...GREATNESS

Make sure your speaks are turned on....

Cheers,
Russ
Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited July 2001
    Where do you find this stuff?

    I turned up my speakers, did not hear anything, turned it up louder. Then I figured, oh, put the mouse over the tweasers and pull out the hair. Damn, shoulda turned the volume back down, gave myself a friggen heartattack.

    Damn you Russ, damn you;)


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • Micah Cohen
    Micah Cohen Posts: 2,022
    edited July 2001
    This is me, man. Every day I am attacked by aberant nose hairs. They are all attached directly to my brain via my optic nerve. I am crying!

    MC
    ultramicah@yahoo.com

    "There's nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight." - Lon Chaney
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,520
    edited July 2001
    Oh yeah, I'm still wondering why we have **** hair. I mean really, what is the point other than to get in the way and trap the nasties. Ever try an pluck one of those out Micah?


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • TroyD
    TroyD Posts: 13,086
    edited July 2001
    my wife can spot one of my nose hairs poking out from 500 yards...a crusty from 1000.

    Troy
    I plan for the future. - F1Nut
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited July 2001
    If life was truly fair, women would get real heavy nose hair, IN ADDITION to their monthly "friend". That'd teach 'em.

    George Grand (of the Jersey Grand's)
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited July 2001
    ...consider myself a 'real hairy' guy, NOTHING in my ears period...and the average nose hair.


    BUT EVERY NOW AND THEN, I pull one out, usually while driving, and its THICK man, like 24 AWG, ABNORMALLY thick, wont even bend.

    Whats up with that, its almost like a small appendage trying to grow out of my nose.

    Cheers,
    Russ
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited February 2004
    At first I was surprised the link still worked. It was funny enough and then I read the thread...
    More later,
    Tour...
    Vox Copuli
    Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Old English Proverb

    "Death doesn't come with a Uhaul." - Dennis Gardner
    "It's easy to get lost in price vs performance vs ego vs illusion." - doro
    "There is a certain entertainment value in ripping the occaisonal (sic) buttmunch..." - TroyD
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,748
    edited February 2004
    Give it 10 years Russ........
    Political Correctness'.........defined

    "A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a t-u-r-d by the clean end."

    President of Club Polk

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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited February 2004
    I never had any hair at all. I thought I had three pubic hairs once, but I peed out of one of 'em:D
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