today's forum GREATEST HITS

Micah Cohen · November 2001

The stuff that made me laugh peas out my nose today:

Super Monkey Ball is like Marble Madness except, well, with monkeys in your balls. It also has a lot of extra "party games" so multiple people can play with your balls.

glorified grocery-getters

And it has these cool cupholders friggin everywhere!

I'll smoke a big Hoyo De Montery Cigar and then hook up with her.

I am pretty sure that my wife's lipstick only applies properly at speeds over 70mph.

Now that's just not nice. Arkansas.... Clinton... Klipsch... dipping chicks...Wal-Mart... Oh well, never mind.

Who eats Tofu? My god that stuff is gross. Looks like frozen man-chowder.

Pull the cord to hear Paul say: "Get back to work you slacker!"

Use the gas you wimps.

Open side door, toss a couple of twinkies on the ground...

...all people who drive in the left lane (exept when passing, obviously) should be beaten and forced to ride the bus for the rest of their lives.

Hey, if there's grass on the field...PLAY BALL!

And the classic of the day...

i should probably try to get something done before i leave the office today.

What a glorious example of corporate procrastination! You all get a raise!

MICAH!

jcaut · November 2001

This was another good one.

The Justin figure comes with 12 pack and set of new teen **** barbies

juice21 · November 2001

i'm dissapointed that snot-rockets didn't make the list

Ron-P · November 2001

You da'man Micah....you da'man.

Peace Out~:D

Micah Cohen · November 2001

****, I forgot SNOT ROCKETS!

I am LOL!

MC

jcaut · November 2001

Maybe "Greatest Hits" should be a daily feature...

Or was today just an exceptional day?

juice21 · November 2001

but hey, it beats the hell out of actually working!!!

Ron-P · November 2001

You got that right...........This one time, at band-camp.

Peace Out~:D

TroyD · November 2001

....was an exceptional day...

I probably laughed more today than any day since 9-11. Thanks brothas.

Troy

doorbell · November 2001

hey yall, Im new on the Polk Forum and boy, am I having fun reading these original quips from you all. This is hilarious and appreciate all the laughs and the huge grin on my face. Wifey saw me and wanted to know whats so funny and I showed her and soon, she was laughing as hard as I was especially about the fatsos in the van and guy was throwing twinkies before them enticing them to get out the van, funny. Keep it up!

TroyD · June 2003

Here is a highlights thread from and exceptionally funny forum day.....I've been going through some old threads laughing my **** off.

Find all the quotes and you win a prize from Russ's magic closet.

BDT

rs159 · June 2003

"...Then again, there isn't much that's more satisfying than crappin a tall boy." - Russ

Ron-P · June 2003

jrausch · June 2003

I don't even want'a touch that one!!!!!

rs159 · June 2003

Hmmmmm.......i can download it, then it says I can't open it. Wanna jpeg it so it might fit in your post?

burdette · June 2003

Try clicking and then choosing "open" instead of "save."

That photo is from Scary Movie 2... I've rented it several times (heck, ninety-nine cents for 5 days) and will buy it if ever I see a great price. I thought it was much funnier than 1.

hoosier21 · June 2003

Classic

http://clubpolk.polkaudio.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1931

Ron-P · June 2003

Great flash back.

Peace Out~:D

rs159 · June 2003

no go. It will open a page, and then close the page and give me the save msgbox.

rs159 · June 2003

O well, it wasnt that important

RuSsMaN · June 2003

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rs159 · June 2003

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Thanks Russ!

VR3 · July 2005

Bump

aaharvel · July 2005

what a great thread. all of it.

TroyD · April 2007

**ack**

Lot of dust around here.

BDT

MrNightly · April 2007

Blast from the PAST!

Ron-P · April 2007

Nice find BDT!

TroyD · April 2007

Ain't it great?

Man, I'm laughing my **** off.

I'll smoke a big Monterey de Hoyo cigar and then hook up with her. Man, I LOVE that.

Also, buy Micah a beer. Buy some of his bumper stickers:
http://youdrivelikeanidiot.com

BDT

Ron-P · April 2007

LOL!

Good times back then. He sent me some of his stickers, I have them somewhere, just not on my car.

Wonder whatever happend to Mr. Socks, miss that guy.

TroyD · November 2009

*ack* *cough*

Systems · November 2009

So was there a regular micah before there was an ultramicah?

today's forum GREATEST HITS

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