Pure Wife
bionicmushroom
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There was a man who wanted a pure wife.
So he started to attend church to find a woman.
He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.
When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks
"What's this?"
She replies "A ****."
He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.
A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home.
Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.
She replies "A ****."
He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.
A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure.
She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually
he gets her to his house.
He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"
She giggles and says "A pee-pee."
He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.
They get married but after several months every time she sees his
member she giggles and says "That's your pee-pee."
He finally breaks down and says, "Look this is not a pee-pee,
it is a ****."
She laughs and says "No it's not!
A **** is ten inches long, four inches thick and black.
So he started to attend church to find a woman.
He met a gal who seemed nice so he took her home.
When they got there, he whips out his manhood and asks
"What's this?"
She replies "A ****."
He thinks to himself that she is not pure enough.
A couple of weeks later he meets another gal and soon takes her home.
Again, he pulls out his manhood and asks the question.
She replies "A ****."
He is pissed because she seemed more pure than the first but oh well.
A couple of weeks later he meets a gal who seems real pure.
She won't go home with him for a long time but eventually
he gets her to his house.
He whips it out and asks, "What is this?"
She giggles and says "A pee-pee."
He thinks to himself that he has finally found his woman.
They get married but after several months every time she sees his
member she giggles and says "That's your pee-pee."
He finally breaks down and says, "Look this is not a pee-pee,
it is a ****."
She laughs and says "No it's not!
A **** is ten inches long, four inches thick and black.
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you ain't got no ****.......... lolOriginally posted by LiquidSound
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LOL.......... very funny!My Humble HT:
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Typical, you wanna talk about WIVES DAMMIT:mad: . Let me tell you about MY EX. Oh wait, that's a DIFFERENT forum. So much anger so little time. DAMMIT where's my baseball bat.
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Any wonders as to why he said "ex"?? Didn't think so...
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPolitical Correctness'.........defined
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Hey, I'm not ALWAYS that harsh. She really screwed me. I'm actually a pretty mellow guy. This is just a great way to vent. Better than going out and doing something stupid like MOST people.Polk-A-Nizer~~Ulrich
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