Do you drink, read this thread.

Frank Z

> Due to increasing products liability litigation,
> American liquor
> manufacturers have accepted the
> FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be
> placed
> immediately on
> all varieties of alcohol
> containers:
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
> wondering what the
> hell
> happened to your bra and
> panties.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
> you are
> whispering
> when you are not.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
> in dancing like a
> giraffe in heat.
>
> ! WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
> tell your
> friends
> repeatedly that you love
> them.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
> think you can
> sing.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
> believe that
> ex-lovers
> are really dying for you
> to telephone them at four in the morning.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
> you can
> logically
> converse with other members
> of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
> cause of
> inexplicable rug
> burns on the forehead,
> knees, and lower back.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
> illusion that you
> are
> tougher, smarter, faster
> and better looking than most people.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
> think people are
> laughing WITH you.
>
> WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
>

Pauly

Love it! Soo So True! Well time for another

Polk-a-nizer

I actually have a T-shirt like that. Great stuff.:D