Men... Don't try this at home!!!
HBombToo
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A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing in
front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my **** are barely above my waist, my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing
wrong with your eyesight."
HBomb
front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my **** are barely above my waist, my butt is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby."
She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing
wrong with your eyesight."
HBomb
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