How to roast a turkey...

nadams
nadams Posts: 5,877
edited November 2011 in The Clubhouse
In case you needed any tips...


How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out
Ludicrous gibs!
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,273
    edited November 2011
    An a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee:smile:
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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited November 2011
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    An a partridge in a pear treeeeeeee:smile:

    A little early for that wouldn't you say?
    If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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  • rebuy
    rebuy Posts: 695
    edited November 2011
    Not in Texas.
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,273
    edited November 2011
    decal wrote: »
    A little early for that wouldn't you say?

    Have you been to the mall or Walmart:question:
    as I hic-cup
    2-channel: Modwright KWI-200 Integrated, Dynaudio C1-II Signatures
    Desktop rig: LSi7, Polk 110sub, Dayens Ampino amp, W4S DAC/pre, Sonos, JRiver
    Gear on standby: Melody 101 tube pre, Unison Research Simply Italy Integrated
    Gone to new homes: (Matt Polk's)Threshold Stasis SA12e monoblocks, Pass XA30.5 amp, Usher MD2 speakers, Dynaudio C4 platinum speakers, Modwright LS100 (voltz), Simaudio 780D DAC

    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited November 2011
    txcoastal1 wrote: »
    Have you been to the mall or Walmart:question:
    as I hic-cup
    Exactly the type of thing I was refering to!!!!
    If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,273
    edited November 2011
    decal wrote: »
    Exactly the type of thing I was refering to!!!!

    But Occifer I dont have a drunkin' problem:smile:
    2-channel: Modwright KWI-200 Integrated, Dynaudio C1-II Signatures
    Desktop rig: LSi7, Polk 110sub, Dayens Ampino amp, W4S DAC/pre, Sonos, JRiver
    Gear on standby: Melody 101 tube pre, Unison Research Simply Italy Integrated
    Gone to new homes: (Matt Polk's)Threshold Stasis SA12e monoblocks, Pass XA30.5 amp, Usher MD2 speakers, Dynaudio C4 platinum speakers, Modwright LS100 (voltz), Simaudio 780D DAC

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  • cnh
    cnh Posts: 13,284
    edited November 2011
    Here's what we 'ended' our Turkey fest with.


    cnh
    Currently orbiting Bowie's Blackstar.!

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