Regarding Football this is the funniest thing I've ever read!

Mr. Sharpe

"10:00 You know I watch Alabama beat teams each Saturday, and that's OK. You know, the better teams usually wins. But Alabama hurts teams. And that's not right. You saw Florida QB getting piled driven into the turf at Ben Hill Griffen last night and there's just no need and inflicting pain on a player who is just not up to the physical beating that Alabama inflicts every Saturday. And Alabama should not be proud of the fact, that they would not let the Gators best offensive players have a chance. They would not let Demps and Rainey get going. You know it would have made for a better game if the Tide would have let Florida's best players have a little success. But they didn't, and I think that tells the rest of the nation Alabama does not play fair. The Tide has way too many NFL players wearing the Crimson and it's just not right either. And they are lot bigger, faster and way meaner than most teams, so gloat Alabama if it makes you feel good knowing you are men amongst boy's. You will more than likely win yet another national title, your 14th to be exact. But always remember, playing nice has it's virtue, that is, if you where member of a conference other than the SEC. Playing in the SEC means playing Alabama aint nothing nice. jamesarobertson "

Thank goodness this guy claimed a "tongue-and-cheek" Humorous post. some of you folks thought the whole mattress thing was funny but this is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life LOL

Dear James,

I love you so much and am so happy I saw your post You're among friends! Roll Tide!

MacLeod

I don't know man, judging by the mindset today and the pussification of this country, I would not be surprised at all if this was an actual statement.

You hear about the 11 year old football player that is so good that they bench him after he makes 3 touchdowns so they don't hurt the feelings of the other team? Wouldn't be a stretch for some weenie to come up with something like that for college. "Those poor kids. Can't make any money and can barely afford food and now you're going to beat them like that. It should be a rule that you have to bench your starters once you're winning by a certain amount so you give the other team a fair chance".

Demiurge

This wouldn't have fit in your other two Alabama threads? :rolleyes:

Mr. Sharpe

MacLeod, I didn't think about that but didn't hear about that 11 year old. that's pretty sick. All I can think of if this guy wasn't kidding it's all true. Bama plays sick as hell week in and week out and they hurt people. sometimes I feel bad for the other team because even the scrubs play like mad dogs.

and no this guy post this Yesterday i think so that was after I posted about beating Florida. I just put this one in a separate thread so everybody could see it lol

MacLeod

This is the story on the 11 year old.

Bama is a beast this year. Theyre just so physical its insane. I havent seen such a smashmouth defense in years in college ball. I love it! I cant wait for the LSU game, thats gonna be a good one but I think Bama will beat them by at least a touchdown. LSU will have more finesse but Bama has a much tougher and better defense and theyre better coached. Im a big believer in Saben.

Mr. Sharpe

I've watched all the games so far this year, but I have to say it's like after they Shutout North Texas they wanted to shut out Ark then they wanted to shutout Florida too, even though their first two drives were scoring ones, they did a three quarter shutout which is amazing to me against any quality teams. and I'm tellin you, after watching them man-handle ark and Fla I almost get sick from seeing how hard they pound players. it's gross, they look 50 times better than the 09 team. they're just sick, I think if they beat LSU by more than a touchdown, like 3 or 4 which is doubtful of course, all of the Bama fans and players are all going to crap themselves on the way to celebrate on the field because there will be a running the field if Bama wins for sure.

Bama is just sick, they play like maniacs and don't stop, it's disgusting and awesome

Mr. Sharpe

Wow, that kid is super fast! I liked what he said "God first, Grades second then touchdowns", pretty awesome, he'll go far... better watch him when he hits the college level if he goes that far.

ryanjoachim

I actually agree with taking the ball away from the kid with how he plays, if only because if he scores on every play (which he pretty much does) then the offense doesn't get to actually play. But benching him? Go ahead and have him play different positions like WR, TE, or even on defense or something...but don't completely take him out of the game.

Mr. Sharpe

he should be a running back. he's fast and breezes past all the defensive players.

agfrost

That rule only goes into effect if the kid's team goes up by a couple TD's, and then he can still play, just can't score.