Good Lord! Bible autographed by Jesus Christ is on ebay!!
Danny Tse
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Don't let this one get away....
http://www.ebay.com/itm/160644649641?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649#ht_535wt_1185
http://www.ebay.com/itm/160644649641?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649#ht_535wt_1185
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Well, I'd bid if he included the VHS copy of The Fly. However, since he refuses to, I'm going to pass. It's really a deal breaker for me.
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I was all ready to make a purchase until I read the fine print (actually print was about 72 pt font):
"And this is EXTREMELY EXTREMELY EXTREMELY IMPORTANT... The VHS copy of "The Fly" is NOT included in the auction sale. Thank you! "
I emailed the seller to try to persuade him to include "The Fly"; waiting on his response.Sal Palooza -
This is actually creative, I wouldn't be surprised if someone actually bought it.Shoot the jumper.....................BALLIN.............!!!!!
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Good to see someone still has a sense of humor,warped as it may be !!!!!!If you can't hear a difference, don't waste your money.
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Hmm.... WHAT! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
"Some of the pages around Genesis 47:29 appear to be stuck together"
I need a DNA test....
No wait I don't care.
WHAT!:eek:
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Why didn't i think of that?...lol...Wonder if someone finds one that his been autographed by God what its starting bid would be?...(I am) guessing one by the (A) Pope wouldn't start out that high?..nice post man..lol..made my day..lol..Testing
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q: I'll be honest with you, i really need a certificate of authenticity or coa if i am going to be the high bidder here. There are real skeptics out there and should i need to re-sell this bible, others might scoff without a coa. Jesus saves and i'll bet he'll save you with a coa. Thanks for all that you do! Aug-29-11
a: All jesus gave me with it was a coa, a certificate of awesome-ticity. Boom!!!
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Funny, considering the bible as we know it today, wasn't even written untill hundreds of years after JC died.
This dude sells this thing, I'm selling JC signed T-shirts on the bay.HT SYSTEM-
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Excellent. And it's King James Version! We know that Jesus only wrote in the proper English tongue.
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Funny, considering the bible as we know it today, wasn't even written untill hundreds of years after JC died.
This dude sells this thing, I'm selling JC signed T-shirts on the bay.
Yes, THAT'S the most absurd thing about this listing.
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I believe it. Probably signed by Jesus Christ Gomez Jr.Lumin X1 file player, Westminster Labs interconnect cable
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I'm holding out the Koran signed by that last prophet of God dude.... oh what's his name...
Hope he didn't leave any sticky notes in it too.
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I'm waiting for a Koran with a picture of Allah on it. :biggrin:"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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Face, just get this:
http://www.amazon.com/dp/0812976568/ref=asc_df_08129765681686581?smid=ATVPDKIKX0DER&tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=asn&creative=395093&creativeASIN=0812976568polkaudio RT35 Bookshelves
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Serendipity wrote: »
I've seen the bumper sticker...Yamaha RX-V2700, EMI 711As (front), RCA K-16 (rear), Magnavox Console (Center & TV Stand), Sony SMP-N200 media streamer, Dual 1249 TT =--- Sharp Aquas 60" LCD tellie -
Yeah, but is it NOS, 'sealed' in an original box--never been opened!
Let the bidding begin!
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LOL I re-posted that at another site I frequent.
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Perhaps I should get a sharpie and sign Jimi Hendrix's name on the guitar I am trying to sell. :eek:--Gary--
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Serendipity wrote: »wayne3burk wrote: »I've seen the bumper sticker..."He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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You should check his other auctions, Baby Making Doll, was an interesting read too.
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I always thought there was at least a rough draft of the Old Testament around when Christ was a kid!?!:biggrin:
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I always thought there was at least a rough draft of the Old Testament around when Christ was a kid!?!:biggrin:
A rough draft...lol. Get your read on bro. The bible is just a collection of books, so to speak, more so a collection of writtings from different periods. Some were included and some left out. Pretty interesting how the bible came to be, who was involved in putting it together and best of all,why.HT SYSTEM-
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I always thought there was at least a rough draft of the Old Testament around when Christ was a kid!?!:biggrin:
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His other option includes a magic pregnancy doll.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/MAGIC-PREGNANCY-DOLL-/160644760239?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item25672c82afShoot the jumper.....................BALLIN.............!!!!!
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I'm not laughing at what he's doing, but rather, where he's going:biggrin:I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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Q: Your starting bid is too high. Jesus would have set it at only 99 cents to give the common working folks a chance.
A: "Too high?" If you could've only seen Jesus playing ping pong against a Pontiac Aztec...then you'd know what 'too high' really meant.
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A rough draft...lol. Get your read on bro. The bible is just a collection of books, so to speak, more so a collection of writtings from different periods. Some were included and some left out. Pretty interesting how the bible came to be, who was involved in putting it together and best of all,why.
Your "read on" should inform you that there are at least two seperate and distinct "Bibles".......Old and New, testament, that is!:rolleyes: I think Thos. Jefferson had some "rogue" version too. My above post was meant as a joke..... -
Wait until I put my stone etched 15 Commandments, oops , 10 Commandments on Ebay.>
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