Best Song Title ...

squeeb
squeeb Posts: 426
edited August 2011 in The Clubhouse
... with a double or hidden (or not so hidden) meaning.

For example:

If You See Kay by April Wine, or
I Hate Every Bone in Your Body, Except Mine by Poison

Have some fun, smile a little :smile: or a lot :biggrin:.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,769
    edited August 2011
    If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?, Bellamy Brothers
    (I believe that Groucho Marx was responsible for the titular double entendre)
  • starkiller
    starkiller Posts: 2,723
    edited August 2011
    If you leave me can I come too?....Mental as Anything. Great title and a great song too...
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  • mdaudioguy
    mdaudioguy Posts: 5,165
    edited August 2011
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body, Would You Hold it Against Me?, Bellamy Brothers
    (I believe that Groucho Marx was responsible for the titular double entendre)

    Ha! He said titular! :tongue:
  • Pycroft
    Pycroft Posts: 1,960
    edited August 2011
    My two favorite Beatles songs titles -

    Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey

    and

    Why Don't We Do It in the Road
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  • Fongolio
    Fongolio Posts: 3,516
    edited August 2011
    Traffic - The Low Spark of High Heeled Boy
    Pink Floyd- Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict
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    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited August 2011
    Fongolio wrote: »
    Traffic - The Low Spark of High Heeled Boy
    Pink Floyd- Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

    Sweet, sorry about the rant!:cool:
    My post, my gripes!:biggrin::biggrin:
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2011
    Roger Alan Wade - Poontang
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    edited August 2011
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    Roger Alan Wade - Poontang

    Or, Ted Nugent's "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang". I wonder how long it took him to think of those lyrics? :rolleyes:
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  • headrott
    headrott Posts: 5,496
    edited August 2011
    Not sure about THE BEST.....but, how about Love's "Maybe the People Would Be the Times or Between Clark and Hilldale".

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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2011
    BlueFox wrote: »
    Or, Ted Nugent's "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang". I wonder how long it took him to think of those lyrics? :rolleyes:

    Nugent is an asshat, and barely a musician.
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  • decal
    decal Posts: 3,205
    edited August 2011
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    Nugent is an asshat, and barely a musician.

    Opinions and a'holes, everybody's got one !!!!! :biggrin:
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,769
    edited August 2011
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    Nugent is an asshat, and barely a musician.

    Yeah, but he sure has a way with words :-P

    Fongolio wrote: »
    Traffic - The Low Spark of High Heeled Boy
    Pink Floyd- Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict


    Two good catches, and two fine songs.
    Some fine Pink Floyd titles, 'specially in the early (Syd Barrett) days (e.g., Astronomy Domine, Take Up Thy Stethoscope and Walk).
  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited August 2011
    This list would not be complete without Buffet's "Why Don't We Get Drunk & Scr*w"

    ....let's not forget:

    "Squeezebox" (The Who)
    "Big Ten Inch Record" (Aerosmith)
    "Pearl Necklace" & "Tube Snake Boogie" (ZZ Top)
    "Ice Cream Man" (Tom Waits)
    "She Bop" (Cyndi Lauper)
    "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" & "The Bad Touch" (The Bloodhound Gang)
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
    edited August 2011
    Malt Liquor Always Tastes Better When You've Got Problems - Less Than Jake
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    People = **** - Slipknot
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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited August 2011
    "Strange Fruit" - Billie Holiday

    If you have to ask... don't.
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,769
    edited August 2011
    In a case of synchronicity, I just this week read an article about that song and the terrible history to which it metaphorically if not allegorically refers.
  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited August 2011
    He asked for a good one, he got the best one.
  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited August 2011
    "Die, Motherf**er, Die"- Dope
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  • gudnoyez
    gudnoyez Posts: 8,114
    edited August 2011
    RuSsMaN wrote: »
    Nugent is an asshat, and barely a musician.

    Nugent was only good when Derek St Holmes was in the Band, to Bad he let Derek St Holmes walk, thats when it ended for ol Gonzo
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  • gudnoyez
    gudnoyez Posts: 8,114
    edited August 2011
    squeeb wrote: »
    ... with a double or hidden (or not so hidden) meaning.

    For example:

    If You See Kay by April Wine, or
    I Hate Every Bone in Your Body, Except Mine by Poison

    Have some fun, smile a little :smile: or a lot :biggrin:.

    Whats the hidden meaning on if you see Kay by April Wine, off of powerplay bought that album years ago still have it, could only stomach a couple of listens as they went Power Pop with that one I guess I will have to dust it off and see if I can find the hidden meaning, or you could spare me from having to listen to it and and let us know what the hidden meaning was.:tongue:
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  • Oldfatdogs
    Oldfatdogs Posts: 1,874
    edited August 2011
    Finger fu@%$N Sally, David allan Coe.Nobody listens to country music?
  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,769
    edited August 2011
    gudnoyez wrote: »
    Whats the hidden meaning on if you see Kay by April Wine, off of powerplay bought that album years ago still have it, could only stomach a couple of listens as they went Power Pop with that one I guess I will have to dust it off and see if I can find the hidden meaning, or you could spare me from having to listen to it and and let us know what the hidden meaning was.:tongue:

    I hope you're kidding, right?

    If
    You
    See
    Kay

    Pronounce each word and think of the letter it sounds like. Really cerebral humor.

    Didn't Steppenwolf have a song called T.N.U.C.? Or was it Aerosmith :-P
  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,809
    edited August 2011
    Poisoning Pigeons In The Park -- Tom Lehrer
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  • gudnoyez
    gudnoyez Posts: 8,114
    edited August 2011
    mhardy6647 wrote: »
    I hope you're kidding, right?

    If
    You
    See
    Kay

    Pronounce each word and think of the letter it sounds like. Really cerebral humor.

    Didn't Steppenwolf have a song called T.N.U.C.? Or was it Aerosmith :-P

    I was not kidding but thanks. I went to lyrics .com and seen the lyrics were not available, but some chessey video for that song I get the meaning now, and now know why April Wine went into obscurity after that album.
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  • gudnoyez
    gudnoyez Posts: 8,114
    edited August 2011
    I.L.B.T.S'. By Joe Walsh once again juvenile song with juvenile lyrics, but hey it's Joe Walsh. I wish that man would run for President.
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  • mhardy6647
    mhardy6647 Posts: 33,769
    edited August 2011
    gudnoyez wrote: »
    I.L.B.T.S'. By Joe Walsh once again juvenile song with juvenile lyrics, but hey it's Joe Walsh. I wish that man would run for President.

    He has, several times. One of his campaign platform planks: if he were to be elected, he promised to rename our nation's capital Walshington.

    Works for me.
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,714
    edited August 2011
    He asked for a good one, he got the best one.

    I'm sorry, Mr. G, step aside:


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  • Oldfatdogs
    Oldfatdogs Posts: 1,874
    edited August 2011
    Take this job and shove it. Johnny Paycheck
  • Willow
    Willow Posts: 11,007
    edited August 2011
    my ding-a-ling by Chuck Berry
  • BeefJerky
    BeefJerky Posts: 1,320
    edited August 2011
    Willow wrote: »
    my ding-a-ling by Chuck Berry
    Ahh, who could forget that classic. I'm surprised it took this long to be mentioned.

    Anyway, here are a few that I can think of:
    If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears
    Rocket in My Pocket - Little Feat
    Wynona's Big Brown Beaver - Primus
    Pull Up to the Bumper - Grace Jones
    Milkshake - Kelis

    Or, for not so hidden meanings:
    Big Balls - AC/DC
    The lyrics in this one are fantastic.

    A Lap Dance is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying - Bloodhound Gang
    If you haven't heard this one, it is...uh...something else...

    Big Bottom - Spinal Tap

    Also, not so much a title, but the chorus of the song Miserable by the band Lit contains a great double entendre.