Club Polk Pro Tip: Laughing maniacally while spreading herbicides and insecticides...
Jstas
Posts: 14,809
...freaks out the neighbors.
My neighbor asked me why I was laughing. I was really just **** around and occupying myself while tediously spraying every crack and joint in the driveway. I told him 'cause I was killing things with chemical warfare. It's a past time of mine.
He laughed one of those uncomfortable laughs where they hope you're joking but aren't 100% sure (I'm very familiar with that laugh. Not sure why). Then he said "Ha ha...who are you? Chemical Ali?"
I looked at him dumbfounded and said "But my name isn't Ali?"
Awkward silence.
He says " Chemical Johnny?"
I said "Works for me!"
Then his wife came out with their kid and they were getting in the car. She waved hi and I heard her ask "Anything interesting with the neighbors?" He says "You mean Chemical Johnny?" She got wide eyes and said "Oh, my, GOD! That's perfect! Then she waved and shouted "Hi Chemical Johnny!"
I guess it stuck.
My neighbor asked me why I was laughing. I was really just **** around and occupying myself while tediously spraying every crack and joint in the driveway. I told him 'cause I was killing things with chemical warfare. It's a past time of mine.
He laughed one of those uncomfortable laughs where they hope you're joking but aren't 100% sure (I'm very familiar with that laugh. Not sure why). Then he said "Ha ha...who are you? Chemical Ali?"
I looked at him dumbfounded and said "But my name isn't Ali?"
Awkward silence.
He says " Chemical Johnny?"
I said "Works for me!"
Then his wife came out with their kid and they were getting in the car. She waved hi and I heard her ask "Anything interesting with the neighbors?" He says "You mean Chemical Johnny?" She got wide eyes and said "Oh, my, GOD! That's perfect! Then she waved and shouted "Hi Chemical Johnny!"
I guess it stuck.
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You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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What a dumb story. Dumbass Johnny.Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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Don't jealous. Flattery will get you no where!
Bribery, though...that's another bag of fish altogether!
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So you finally found a use for all those pesky meth lab leftovers??
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