The Concise Essay...

polkatese
polkatese Posts: 6,767
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A lesson on how to be brief:

The Concise Essay



A Harvard English 101 class was asked to write a CONCISE essay
containing four elements: religion, royalty, sex and mystery.


The only A+ in the class read:



"My God," said the Queen, "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."
I am sorry, I have no opinion on the matter. I am sure you do. So, don't mind me, I just want to talk audio and pie.
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,820
    edited September 2003
    THAT IS HILARIOUS!! I will have to remember that...in case we ever get an assignment of that caliber! Thanks!! lol!
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