How to get free drinks at the bar
stuwee
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It's hard to get another guy to buy you a drink, so lets do some brain teaser's;
Q. What is the largest single organism on the planet?
A. An Aspen grove, they are all one, coming from a risome under the surface.
Q. What animal has the largest vocabulary?
A. Praire Dogs,,,if he says his mother-in-law,,, buy him one
Q. The Earth will have 7 billion people at the end of 2011, if they stood shoulder to shoulder they would fill what major city?
A. LA Califorina
Q. What NFL team doesn't have a logo on it's helmet?
A. Cleveland Browns,,,(this works better with the chicks or really drunk bikers),,,if he says the mistake by the lake... buy him two drinks :biggrin:
Q. What is the largest single organism on the planet?
A. An Aspen grove, they are all one, coming from a risome under the surface.
Q. What animal has the largest vocabulary?
A. Praire Dogs,,,if he says his mother-in-law,,, buy him one
Q. The Earth will have 7 billion people at the end of 2011, if they stood shoulder to shoulder they would fill what major city?
A. LA Califorina
Q. What NFL team doesn't have a logo on it's helmet?
A. Cleveland Browns,,,(this works better with the chicks or really drunk bikers),,,if he says the mistake by the lake... buy him two drinks :biggrin:
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How to get free drinks at the bar :
1. Be a hot woman.
End of lesson.If you will it, dude, it is no dream. -
What is an Aspen grove? Sounds like something from Avatar...
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This was 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back...Stuwee, we need to scold you.CTC BBQ Amplifier, Sonic Frontiers Line3 Pre-Amplifier and Wadia 581 SACD player. Speakers? Always changing but for now, Mission Argonauts I picked up for $50 bucks, mint.
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Yell "Skunk" and then grab the drink of your choice.
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bobman1235 wrote: »How to get free drinks at the bar :
1. Be a hot woman.
End of lesson.
If you're a guy, bring a hot female friend and have her mine the crowd and funnel you drinks.
Either that or know or be REALLY good friends *wink wink* with the hot female bartender.
Those always worked for me in the past.Expert Moron Extraordinaire
You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you! -
This was 30 seconds of my life I'll never get back...Stuwee, we need to scold you.
I take it you're a Browns fan?? Thorens TD125MKII, SME3009,Shure V15/ Teac V-8000S, Denon DN-790R cass, Teac 3340 RtR decks, Onix CD2...Sumo Electra Plus pre>SAE A1001 amp>Martin Logan Summit's
