Afternoon chuckle

Toolfan66
Toolfan66 Posts: 17,221
edited May 2011 in The Clubhouse
Advice to an Old Guy...

An old guy (not in the best of shape) was working out in the gym
when he spotted a sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was
nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet
thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said "I would try the ATM in the lobby".......

:tongue::cool::biggrin:
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  • ryanjoachim
    ryanjoachim Posts: 2,046
    edited May 2011
    Haha...win.

    Here's another one for you:

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    A: A piece of **** that brings you to tears.
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  • byfthalone
    byfthalone Posts: 345
    edited May 2011
    LOL...both good...

    The other day I was at the bus stop, waiting on the bench and sat next to an older gentleman who looked every bit of 80. I noticed that he was just sobbing so I asked him what was wrong. He said that he had just married an absolutely stunning blonde who was only 33 years old, who truly loved him and gave him the best sex of his life. I looked at him and said, then why are you sobbing so? He said....I can't remember where I live!
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