favorite **** Eye quotes

danger boy
danger boy Posts: 15,722
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
"Honey, where do you get your clothes -- Home Depot?"

I haven't seen concentration like that since Mary Lou Retton 1983 - carson

Carson commenting on the straight boys livingroom:
"Honey do you have bad credit or just bad taste?"

"Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you." :eek:

One of the guys spots a hole in an apartment wall and says: "oh, a glory hole!"...

Carson (picking up some rag or ratty t-shirt) "Is that your dreamcatcher?"

Jay Leno while shopping: "Uh! I'm in **** hell!"
Carson: "No honey, that would be JC Penny"
PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited August 2003
    "We can tease it and make it look like Angora....." Carson and Kyan debating on what to do with a guy's back hair....
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,986
    edited August 2003
    Anyone care to spot me their ****-o-matic decoder ring?

    I take it this is a *show*? Link me up....whats the 411?

    Cheers,
    Rooster (100% heterosexual, 0% homophobic)
    Check your lips at the door woman. Shake your hips like battleships. Yeah, all the white girls trip when I sing at Sunday service.
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited August 2003
    '**** Eye for the Straight Guy' is a new show on Bravo where 5 **** guys take a straight guy and do a full makeover. It's pretty tongue in cheek with the humor, but it's SOOOOOO funny to watch them go through these guys stuff and lives........

    (Pasted from Bravo's site)
    Five **** men, out to make over the world — one straight guy at a time.

    They are the Fab Five: an elite team of **** men dedicated to extolling the simple virtues of style, taste and class. Each week their mission is to transform a style-deficient and culture-deprived straight man from drab to fab in each of their respective categories: fashion, food & wine, interior design, grooming and culture.

    Enjoy,
    Brett (100% Homosexual, 0% Heterophobic)
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited August 2003
    Isn't there also a ****/**** weddings program on somewhere? Friend of mine has seen it and says it's hilarious.

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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited August 2003
    I haven't heard about that one........though, there is a **** dating show called Boy Meets Boy, which is somewhat like a Joe Millionaire thing, without the Million Dollar thing.......
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  • rs159
    rs159 Posts: 1,027
    edited August 2003
    LnC, I saw it once, last summer. Don't know if its on still.

    And let's not forget "Boy Meets Boy"..........

    Wha's goin' on with Bravo? Seems like they have an obbsession with shows about homosexuals.
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited August 2003
    Blue-eyed boy meets a brown-eyed boy
    Oh oh oh the sweetest thing.

    ~~ Great U2 lyrics.

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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited August 2003
    Ironically, I'm listening to Morrissey's 'Viva Hate' album this evening. Very enjoyable.

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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,623
    edited August 2003
    Originally posted by rs159
    Wha's goin' on with Bravo? Seems like they have an obbsession with shows about homosexuals.
    Not saying that you're one of these, but what's amazing is that there are going to be huge groups of people that are all offended and upset because a random station has decided to run a FEW shows that are **** oriented. **** Eye isn't really geared exclusively towards **** people, but all can watch and if nothing else, laugh.
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited August 2003
    I was going to ask when it was on, since I normally zoom right past Bravo on the on-screen guide. Hell I don't even know what part of the guide it's on. But instead of asking I took the effort to lift my remote control and look. :D Ironically, the show is on right now.
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  • Loud & Clear
    Loud & Clear Posts: 1,538
    edited August 2003
    Good catch. This is my first time seeing it, and it's immediately funny.

    Anyone ever seen Ali G.? His 'Bruno' is pretty damn funny; he once interviewed a college football player, and if you've seen the episode, I hope you found it as funny as I did.

    Two Channel Setup:

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    Integrated Amp: Krell S-300i
    DAC: Arcam irDac
    Source: iMac
    Remote Control: iPad Mini

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    Fronts: Klipsch RP-160M
    Center: Klipsch RP-160M
    Subwoofer: SVS PB12NSD (X 2)
    AVR: Yamaha Aventage RX-A2030
    Blu Ray: Sony BDP-S790
    TV Source: DirecTV Genie
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited August 2003
    Originally posted by Loud & Clear
    Ironically, I'm listening to Morrissey's 'Viva Hate' album this evening. Very enjoyable.

    Morrissey takes some getting use to.. but i like some of his solo stuff. I prefer his Smiths work better. I did see him in concert about 4 yrs ago. He's amazing to see live. It was a small venue, seating only about 1500 people.. but he had the crowd going wild. He's very mesmerizing on stage. He's a real entertainer.
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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  • danger boy
    danger boy Posts: 15,722
    edited August 2003
    Tonights episode was great. John V. the cop from New York was great on camera. He wasn't comfortable right away with the **** men.. but towards the end he really warmed up, and it's one of the better episodes, I think.

    Favorite quote from tonight... ha ha ha!

    the guys are in John V's bedroom going thru his clothes... and someone pics up what appears to be a mask of a small baby.. made out of rubber or silicon... anyway.. Carson asks what is it? but no one knows what the hell the small rubber babys head is for... then off camera Jai says.. it's "**** Baby" ... I laughed so hard.... for 5 mins.. you had to see the episode to get the full effect. ;)
    PolkFest 2012, who's going>?
    Vancouver, Canada Sept 30th, 2012 - Madonna concert :cheesygrin:
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