eBay scam alert for men!!!

Toolfan66
Toolfan66 Posts: 17,220
edited March 2011 in The Clubhouse
Ordered a **** enlarger for $50.00...They sent me a Magnifying Glass..:mad:
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  • nooshinjohn
    nooshinjohn Posts: 25,392
    edited March 2011
    ^^^:biggrin::biggrin:roflmao:biggrin::biggrin:^^^

    Sounds like a complete scam, as I know you would have ordered an electron microscope.:tongue:
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  • Conradicles
    Conradicles Posts: 6,079
    edited March 2011
    I know, I left them negative feedback!
  • starkiller
    starkiller Posts: 2,723
    edited March 2011
    Eh, take them to small claims court:biggrin:
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  • mdaudioguy
    mdaudioguy Posts: 5,165
    edited March 2011
    Hey, it works, but the only problem is it makes your hand look bigger, too.
  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,713
    edited March 2011
    starkiller wrote: »
    Eh, take them to small claims court:biggrin:

    I don't know .... don't think the evidence will stand up in court.
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  • Polkersince85
    Polkersince85 Posts: 2,883
    edited March 2011
    Maybe you're looking at this thing all wrong. I think it's being blown out of proportion. You should look in the rearview mirror to get a better perspective of what happened. You're making a big tado out of something small.
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  • Systems
    Systems Posts: 14,873
    edited March 2011
    Now I know why I like women with thick glasses.
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,270
    edited March 2011
    I was fine with the magnifying glass it was my wife that was pissed
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    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
  • Ericw2431
    Ericw2431 Posts: 228
    edited March 2011
    Hahaha funny thread man and if your over 6.5 why want an enlarger?!
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited March 2011
    Why is the pressure on the man? How about some of those large canyons? Can't they work on that? Some kind of wrinkle/tightening cream or exercise machine?
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,270
    edited March 2011
    ben62670 wrote: »
    Why is the pressure on the man? How about some of those large canyons? Can't they work on that? Some kind of wrinkle/tightening cream or exercise machine?

    My papa said back in the day after tanning some hides he would switch out her:biggrin: baby powder with alum
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    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited March 2011
    HeHe alum would do it. I don't know if I would want to get that on the thing though:wink:
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  • squeeb
    squeeb Posts: 426
    edited March 2011
    I bought the mirror for over the bed instead that read, "objects in mirror are larger than they appear".
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  • txcoastal1
    txcoastal1 Posts: 13,270
    edited March 2011
    ben62670 wrote: »
    HeHe alum would do it. I don't know if I would want to get that on the thing though:wink:

    Said thats what the magifying glass and the jack daniels was for
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    erat interfectorem cesar et **** dictatorem dicere a
  • grimmace19
    grimmace19 Posts: 1,429
    edited March 2011
    Reminds me of the curb episode where the conversation goes something like "it's not that I have a small **** but she has a wide ****"
  • ken brydson
    ken brydson Posts: 8,752
    edited March 2011
    You got "stiffed"!!
  • doggie750
    doggie750 Posts: 1,160
    edited March 2011
    BUWAHAHAHAAAAA.......thanks man. I needed a good laugh
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  • kuntasensei
    kuntasensei Posts: 3,263
    edited March 2011
    [Connery]I ordered a **** enlarger and they sent me YOUR MOTHER, TREBEK![/Connery]
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  • Tony M
    Tony M Posts: 11,146
    edited March 2011
    funny thread!!:biggrin:

    LOL
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