Algebra for men

burdette
burdette Posts: 1,194
edited February 2024 in Clubhouse Archives
A river is 100 yards wide. Three men enter a 500lb boat with a functioning 12hp motor, and start across the river. The first man weighs 200lbs. The 2nd man weighs 169. The 3rd man weighs 180. They start with a 12-pack of beer, which is consumed at the rate of 3 cans per minute. The current is 12 miles per hour. One man takes a **** 2 minutes into the ride, losing 4.8 ounces 3.6 minutes into the trip, and 5.6 ounces 4.9 minutes into the trip. One man throws his empty cans into the water, the other two drop theirs into the boat to save for recycing. The wife of each man is on the far shore, urging them on. Two men aren't sure if it is indeed their wife, one man IS sure (a recycler) and stops drinking beer after 2 minutes.

The question: What are the best free **** sites you've found and what, specifically, are their URLs?
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  • LiquidSound
    LiquidSound Posts: 1,261
    edited August 2003
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    www.stileproject.com

    on stile, you have to wade through the massive amounts of atrocities that are on display, but a few of those links (if you look where they go) actually are movies..some of them go for quite a while. I would be more up to date but I've been having some really, really good/very frequent sex so I don't need any screen candy.

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