Restroom etiquette?

brettw22
brettw22 Posts: 7,624
edited March 2013 in The Clubhouse
I went into the restroom here at work a little bit ago and walked up to a stall. There was a gentleman to the right, and both thrones were being utilized. As I walked up and stared at the wall, the guy to my right just started lettin them rip. Quiet and brief they were not. My question is, dear abby, was he in the wrong or not?
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited August 2003
    Hey, sometimes those explosive gasses cannot be contained no matter how hard you 'tighten the cheeks'.

    It's the verbal ohhhh's and ahhhh's that get me, what the F is that all about.


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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited August 2003
    Now how did I know that Ron would be first to respond.......Troy's current quote comes to mind......lol.

    Agreed.....verbal audibles aren't comforting.........
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  • dcarlson
    dcarlson Posts: 1,740
    edited August 2003
    Lucky he's not doing it in the cubicle next to you. ;)
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,618
    edited August 2003
    ****$ Hair Swinger - Trapping the nasties from one ****$ to the next ****$ daily.
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited August 2003
    The guy was wrong!

    He shoulda waited until he was in bed like the rest of us!
    Sheesh! :rolleyes:
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  • RuSsMaN
    RuSsMaN Posts: 17,987
    edited August 2003
    I don't mind at all. Last thing I want is someone to have a tummy ache, over holding back.

    Sometimes I hold back, I don't mind stepping on a duck in front of other people, what holds me back is the uncontrollable laughter I will start into IF I do so.

    My favorite is to pull up to a urinal, next to an old(er) gentleman, who appears to be having 'difficulty'. I will either push REALLY hard, straight into the water, making as much noise and finishing in RECORD time (leaving him STILL standing there)....

    OR

    Again, aiming right at the water, cut the stream on and off in quick intervals, to make those 'klop klop klop' sounds. A combo of both methods is funny to do also.

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  • STUFFMD
    STUFFMD Posts: 381
    edited August 2003
    Where the else you supposed to cut one....or two ...or ..three....and it's a mans god given right to enjoy it.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO. Dragon I'm with you My wife loves it when I **** in the bed at night.
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited August 2003
    So long as it wasn't hitting the water causing it to splash on your feet. What really annoys me is if they are sitting there not making a sound. Let it rip and get the hell out of there. Another annoyance is when they walk out as you enter. I'm not going in there after all that! Damn, is this polk audio or the bathroom etiquite of the month club?
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited August 2003
    :confused: How can a **** hit the water in a urinal and splash your feet? :confused:
    Did I miss somethin' or what?
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited August 2003
    I just let one rip laughing at this thread...

    WAAAAAAAA (thwap) AAAAAAAAAAA.....

    Seriously between Russ doing his kugels in public and dragon fluffing the sheets.... lol...
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  • madmax
    madmax Posts: 12,434
    edited August 2003
    Originally posted by dragon1952
    :confused: How can a **** hit the water in a urinal and splash your feet? :confused:
    Did I miss somethin' or what?

    OK OK I read it wrong... I hope I was in the right room at least :D
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited August 2003
    How can a **** hit the water in a urinal and splash your feet?
    OK OK I read it wrong... I hope I was in the right room at least

    Well...in your defense, I suppose it IS possible....just highly unlikely :p
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited August 2003
    Originally posted by dragon1952
    :confused: How can a **** hit the water in a urinal and splash your feet?
    I dont' recall a time where I was so close to water (or a terminal) when I've had a **** that explosive present itself........
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  • Airplay355
    Airplay355 Posts: 4,298
    edited August 2003
    this thread deserves hall of fame not shame...wheres the hall of fame around here? haahaahaa
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  • burdette
    burdette Posts: 1,194
    edited August 2003
    I think a bathroom is a bathroom. Why in the world would you squelch a good **** just because you're in a public bathroom? Once you release the ****-factor, all by-products are natural. Only if within ear-shot of a woman you haven't bedded at least three times does a good **** not accompany a good piss.

    What I've never understood.. or never been comfortable with.. is the public bathroom conversationalists. It bothers me when someone TALKS to me whilst mutually pissing. What REALLY bothers me is when someone goes into a booth, drops trouse and starts huffing, and continues the conversation. I mean, come on.... once you slide the lock and you're in the process of dropping the kids off at the pool, short of needing the Heimlich maneuver or finding yourself without the proper wood-byproducts, leave me out of the conversation.

    What I *really* don't understand is why many men can't, apparently, get their pee into the urinal. Beer-gut aside, which is maybe the problem.. they can't get their beer-gut aside, but why piss on the floor? And excuse me, but who picks a crusty greener while they're pissing and wipes it on the wall?
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  • brettw22
    brettw22 Posts: 7,624
    edited August 2003
    VERY nice burdette.......lol........
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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited August 2003
    Originally posted by burdette
    once you slide the lock and you're in the process of dropping the kids off at the pool...
    TOO DAMN FUNNY!
    More later,
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited August 2003
    Well, since we are on the subject.... Do you have any idea how difficult it is to have a "bashful baldder".

    I go to the damn urinal to pee... and, then somebody stands right beside me.

    Damn.... the flow WILL NOT start.

    The guy finishes and leaves the room..... and, I'm fine and I pee as normal.

    WTF?

    I have NO IDEA why I am like this. Its not that I'm bashful... its just that subconsciously, I need some privacy to go pee. UGH.

    Anyone else experience this annoying phenomina? Or, am I just weird (not that I don't know the answer to that already).
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  • dragon1952
    dragon1952 Posts: 4,899
    edited August 2003
    The problem is that men have no privacy when it comes to the bathroom. Ever go into those bathrooms where the toilets are right out in the open? There is nothing more demeaning than having to take a **** in public. I'd rather crap my pants.
    Although, I have no problem with conversation whilst peeing or when in an enclosed toiletarial area. However, I would have a problem with conversation whilst crapping in public....I mean what are you gonna say? "Gee sorry it stinks so bad in here?"
    or "Jeez, I musta eaten something rotten?"
    And what are they gonna say to you? I don't even wanna think about that! :rolleyes:
    On the other hand, for some reason , I get great pleasure in encountering the bashful bladders .... just walk right in there and let it flow and leave em' in the dust. Even try to start a little conversation to make it even worse for them....like, "hey buddy .... nice weather we're havin' , huh?" "See ya' later.....maybe!" :D
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  • Double_S
    Double_S Posts: 56
    edited August 2003
    You guys kill me!:D :D I hate when someone tries to talk to me while I'm taking a whiz. I want to say "Can't you see I got my c@ck in my hand, leave me alone!"
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  • TonyPTX
    TonyPTX Posts: 545
    edited August 2003
    Originally posted by dragon1952
    The problem is that men have no privacy when it comes to the bathroom. Ever go into those bathrooms where the toilets are right out in the open? There is nothing more demeaning than having to take a **** in public. I'd rather crap my pants.

    I completely understand you....I saw this crap in a Texas rest stop off of the interstate just yesterday. I went in to take a leak and the urnials were taken already, I ended up walking to one of the stalls and there were no doors on any of them. I ended up peeking into one of them just as the guy lets one rip into the bowl for a splashdown...with the crown jewels and royal staff in plain view.... and then my girlfriend couldn't understand why I was shaking my head and was speachless for the next five minutes as I attempted to rid my mind of such a horrible image...
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  • VR3
    VR3 Posts: 28,618
    edited August 2003
    I would take a 3-Liter of Mountain Dew;
    Take it five feet or so in the air, then pour it real fast into the toilet. Make sure you soak the seat and splash it all around you for best effects. The man in the stall next to you is the primary target. Make sure the Mountain Dew splashes all over the dude next to you.
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,518
    edited August 2003
    The thing that gets me is guys jamming themselves into the urinal, I mean they stand so close if they flushed it, they'd get a bath, cracks me up. Maybe they are shy or don't have much down there..lol, but I've got to stand a good foot back.....and no, I don't piss on the floor.
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  • rskarvan
    rskarvan Posts: 2,374
    edited August 2003
    I remember as a kid, we used to have contests peeing at the local pool's bathroom. We used to get a good ten feet back from the urinal (at least).

    Anyway, I saw a funny thing at a bar. The little "guard" at the bottom of the urinal had the image of Saddam on it.

    Something satisfying about pissing all over "enemies".
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2003
    There is no greater pleasure for me than rippen 1 off in an elevator. My favorite is when I'm all alone in the elevator and let 1 rip just before the door opens and there are people waiting to step in. I wish I could be a fly on the wall during all that chaos!:D

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  • Tour2ma
    Tour2ma Posts: 10,177
    edited August 2003
    Henry,
    Good to know you have more than one hobby... :)
    More later,
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  • dylan
    dylan Posts: 453
    edited August 2003
    This was kind of long, so I put it in a doc file: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work.
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  • HBombToo
    HBombToo Posts: 5,256
    edited August 2003
    Originally posted by Tour2ma
    Henry,
    Good to know you have more than one hobby... :)

    I'll reveal the rest of my interesting hobbies as time passes.

    Beer #2 is down the hatch and I'm off to the fridge:D

    1/4 Twin

    dylan, that is effin excellent. Great Job Bro!!!
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  • fireshoes
    fireshoes Posts: 3,167
    edited August 2003
    This has been around awhile, but it's definitely related to the topic!

    http://www.flasharcade.com/game.cgi?urinal
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  • F1nut
    F1nut Posts: 50,518
    edited March 2013
    Cough...****....cough
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