Burping info

Libertyc

Burping is also known as belching, eructing, gargling, burgling and belching. Burping releases inflammable toxic chemicals in the air. It contains sulphur tetrachloride and potassium cyanide, a deadly mixture which makes the flowers in your vase wilt.
Burps are caused when farting isn't enough to get all the gas out, because enough pressure hasn't been built up yet. The amount of pressure needed for farting is 2,462.64 kiloNewtons per milliNewton of air, but burping requires only half of that.
Burps are also caused by drinking too little beer.So get drunk so you don't burp.

gdb

Absolute Genius !:biggrin:

dorokusai

Pleas put down the bong and walk away for the rest of the evening.

Libertyc

Cough cough bong is empty.
Getting ready for Vegas

Systems

Burping info

I usually do this when no one is around to witness it!:biggrin:

comfortablycurt

dorokusai wrote: »

Pleas put down the bong and walk away for the rest of the evening.

Don't put it down...just pass it to me.

Err...wait...nevermind. I've got my own right here.

decal

Some more "can't do without" information available only from CP.

shack

The amount of pressure needed for farting is 2,462.64 kiloNewtons per milliNewton of air

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