Favorite Three Stooges Lines

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edited January 2011 in The Clubhouse
Since the trivia of the day thread was treading this way, I figured I'd start a new thread. Here goes:

Curly: "Not me I'm as pure as the driven snow. "
Moe: " Yeah, but you drifted !" Slap. :eek:
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  • thsmith
    thsmith Posts: 6,082
    edited December 2010
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  • greyford1979
    greyford1979 Posts: 749
    edited December 2010
    Just one favorite? There are so many lol:eek: I did always like this one tho.

    Larry: Oooh I can't see, I can't see.
    Moe: What's the matter?
    Larry: I've got my eyes closed.

    And then Moe pokes Larry in the eyes again lol.
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  • [Deleted User]
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    edited December 2010
    greyford1979 wrote: »
    Just one favorite? There are so many lol:eek: I did always like this one tho.

    Larry: Oooh I can't see, I can't see.
    Moe: What's the matter?
    Larry: I've got my eyes closed.

    And then Moe pokes Larry in the eyes again lol.

    By all means, post as many as you can think of. I am laughing after reading just three. That one is similar to the time they were waiting for the bad guys to return;

    Larry: "Maybe we should have a password in case our adversaries return."
    Moe: " What should it be ?"
    Larry: "Open the door !"
    Moe: "Get out !" (spoken as he administers the slap to the forehead)
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    Wow Tony I was going to post a thread like this but I think I already did.

    Curly; "I had a job at a bakery once."

    Southern Bell; "Sho nough"

    Curly; "Yeah had a job as a pilot"

    Southern Bell; "A pilot"

    Curly; "Yeah I used to take the cake from one spot and pile it on the other"

    Moe; FACE SLAP!


    Curly; "ya know I quit that job at the bakery"

    Southern Bell; "Why"

    Curly: "Oh I got sick of the dough and thought I'd go on the loaph!"

    Moe; FACE SLAP
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  • greyford1979
    greyford1979 Posts: 749
    edited December 2010
    I'm sure I'll have some more lol. My fiance and I will probably end up watching the new years marathon:tongue: who knew hot chicks like The 3 stooges?:eek::tongue:
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  • sda2mike
    sda2mike Posts: 3,131
    edited December 2010
    curly...what's that monkey got that i aint got?
    moe...a longer tail!
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  • michaeljhsda2
    michaeljhsda2 Posts: 2,182
    edited December 2010
    Curly: How do you want your eggs cooked?
    Moe: Sunny-side down...AND DON"T TURN EM' OVER!!!
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  • BlueFox
    BlueFox Posts: 15,251
    edited December 2010
    Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

    I bet 90% of my co-workers are H-1B immigrants, and while good people, they are culturally lacking (so to speak). I have felt for years if you want to come to the USA you should have to pass a Three Stooges test. :wink:
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  • shack
    shack Posts: 11,154
    edited December 2010
    "We're not ordinary people... we're morons."
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  • dorokusai
    dorokusai Posts: 25,577
    edited December 2010
    Favorite? None.
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2010
    FYI: There'll be a 3 Stooges marathon, New Years day, on AMC.
    I refuse to argue with idiots, because people can't tell the DIFFERENCE!
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  • [Deleted User]
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    edited December 2010
    BlueFox wrote: »
    Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

    I bet 90% of my co-workers are H-1B immigrants, and while good people, they are culturally lacking (so to speak). I have felt for years if you want to come to the USA you should have to pass a Three Stooges test. :wink:

    Hmmm, a test on American government or a test on the Three Stooges ? I think you may be on to something ! :cool:
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  • amulford
    amulford Posts: 5,020
    edited December 2010
    Moe: Ooh, look, It's a microphoney...

    Curly: Yeahhh, and a phoney at the mike...Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck...


    Larry: No wonder the plumbing don't work, these pipes are all filled with wires...


    Moe: Whyyy youuu! I oughta murderlize ya...
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    When getting ready for the cow milking contest.

    Moe; "don't be scared kid"

    Curly; "I'm not just in that leg"

    When getting ready to wrestle in leiu of Bustoff:

    Moe; "You nevouse kid?"

    Curly; "Na I'm just in a hurry all over!"
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  • greyford1979
    greyford1979 Posts: 749
    edited December 2010
    Moe, Larry the cheese!
    Moe, Larry the cheese!
    Limburger:tongue:
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 1,225
    edited December 2010
    Larry: " Hey Moe, how do you spell head ?"

    Moe: " B-O-N-E !" (Front forehead slap) :eek:
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited December 2010
    They are so stupid!

    I love 'em!

    Sorry, no lines, just loved Curly's noises & moves the most.
    "Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then." Bob Seger
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  • BottomFeeder
    BottomFeeder Posts: 1,684
    edited December 2010
    I sat here & watched both of your videos, Keiko!

    Ok, so I'm lame, but it was fun!
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  • [Deleted User]
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    edited December 2010
    greyford1979 wrote: »
    I'm sure I'll have some more lol. My fiance and I will probably end up watching the new years marathon:tongue: who knew hot chicks like The 3 stooges?:eek::tongue:

    Interesting point and a question. Is the level of chick hotness proportional to their interest in the stooges ??? Hmmm. :cool:
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  • obieone
    obieone Posts: 5,077
    edited December 2010
    For those that have never seen the 3 Stooges, a homework assignment: Find these lines.:wink:

    "Let's go places and eat things"

    "What do you charge to haunt a house?"
    "How many rooms?"

    "Good morning sir, we're census takers. Are you happy or married?"

    "Excuse me, where can I get a drink of water?"
    "Turn on anything, you'll get it!"

    "Verancular?! That's a doiby!"

    "When you get the ball, go that way!"
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    greyford1979 wrote: »
    Moe, Larry the cheese!
    Moe, Larry the cheese!
    Limburger:tongue:

    The funniest part of that is after Curly eats the Limburger and goes wheeeew and blows his breath on Moe and Larry and they pass out from the stink.:wink:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    greyford1979 wrote: »
    I'm sure I'll have some more lol. My fiance and I will probably end up watching the new years marathon:tongue: who knew hot chicks like The 3 stooges?:eek::tongue:
    nap wrote: »
    Interesting point and a question. Is the level of chick hotness proportional to their interest in the stooges ??? Hmmm. :cool:

    My wife loves the Stooges and audio gear and music!!! I got a real gem of a woman.:wink:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited December 2010
    "Come down outta that tree Taaazan!"

    Curly while Moe is drilling holes in the concreate block for dynamite cemented to Curly's feet;

    "Oh not threre I gotta a corn"

    This is one that gets me to tears with laughter;

    "Dis house shoo gone crazi"

    Another is when Curly is shaving the ice;

    "Opps did you come in with a pink bow tie . . . NO . . . well here's your lip back!"
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 1,225
    edited January 2011
    obieone wrote: »
    For those that have never seen the 3 Stooges, a homework assignment: Find these lines.:wink:

    "Let's go places and eat things"

    "What do you charge to haunt a house?"
    "How many rooms?"

    "Good morning sir, we're census takers. Are you happy or married?"

    "Excuse me, where can I get a drink of water?"
    "Turn on anything, you'll get it!"

    "Verancular?! That's a doiby!"

    "When you get the ball, go that way!"

    The only one I can pick out for sure is "Vernacular, That a doiby !". Is from Disorder in the Court. The Stooges Marathon is getting ready to start on AMC. I'll be listening for the others. :cool:
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  • Disc Jockey
    Disc Jockey Posts: 1,013
    edited January 2011
    nm, didn't read nap's post
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  • greyford1979
    greyford1979 Posts: 749
    edited January 2011
    nap wrote: »
    Interesting point and a question. Is the level of chick hotness proportional to their interest in the stooges ??? Hmmm. :cool:

    Well she was always super hot, but when I found out she liked them I think her hotness level went through the roof lol:eek::tongue: Since her and I are both sick we decided not to go out of town as planned and we are watching the marathon at this very moment:biggrin:
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  • hearingimpared
    hearingimpared Posts: 21,137
    edited January 2011
    nap wrote: »
    The only one I can pick out for sure is "Vernacular, That a doiby !". Is from Disorder in the Court. The Stooges Marathon is getting ready to start on AMC. I'll be listening for the others. :cool:

    IMHO by far the best and continuously funny episode!
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  • [Deleted User]
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    edited January 2011
    greyford1979 wrote: »
    Well she was always super hot, but when I found out she liked them I think her hotness level went through the roof lol:eek::tongue: Since her and I are both sick we decided not to go out of town as planned and we are watching the marathon at this very moment:biggrin:

    It seems as though we have a positive corelation (sp?) here ! That marathon was the perfect way to bring in the New Year and forget about the world blues for a while. Cheers :cool:
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