Star Wars----Titanic

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jdelan
jdelan Posts: 244
edited November 2001 in The Clubhouse
Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic

Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.
Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.

Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait.

Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the size of that thing!" and really mean it.

It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.

Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?

People have not lost their lives trying to recreate scenes from Star Wars on the bow of a cruise liner.

Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba the Hutt.

Two words: John Williams.

There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.

Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed "kings of the world"?

If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.

"I'd rather be his **** than your wife" just doesn't have the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookiee."

Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament. Leo simply freezes.

We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've anticipated "Luke... I am your father"?

Han Solo would've missed the dang iceberg!
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  • Ron-P
    Ron-P Posts: 8,516
    edited November 2001
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    1 reason Titanic is better than SW:

    Rose showed us her two buds.

    Leia never showed us her two cinnamon rolls.


    Peace Out~:D
    If...
    Ron dislikes a film = go out and buy it.
    Ron loves a film = don't even rent.
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  • jcaut
    jcaut Posts: 1,849
    edited November 2001
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    LOL That's TWO reasons.
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  • Strong Bad
    Strong Bad Posts: 4,276
    edited November 2001
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    Princess Leia in the gold bikini is priceless!!!



    "...but in the end, it doesn't really matter!"
    Linkin Park


    John
    No excuses!
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  • Sith_Lord
    Sith_Lord Posts: 17
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    I have searched the galaxy looking for a new apprentice. It seems unlikely I will find one here.
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
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    I am intrigued....confused....and mildly excited for the possible implications this single post might mean.
    Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!
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  • pitdogg2
    pitdogg2 Posts: 24,574
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    18 year old thread.... this might be a record....
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  • msg
    msg Posts: 9,442
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    Quiet Mark! You're gonna get us all choked!
    I disabled signatures.
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  • rooftop59
    rooftop59 Posts: 7,976
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    msg wrote: »
    Quiet Mark! You're gonna get us all choked!

    Whose mark?!?
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  • msg
    msg Posts: 9,442
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    mrbiron!
    I disabled signatures.
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  • mrbiron
    mrbiron Posts: 5,711
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    msg wrote: »
    Quiet Mark! You're gonna get us all choked!

    I told you, go by my **** name.

    middle name and first Street you live on.

    "Dick Pleasant"

    Where’s the KABOOM?!?! There’s supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM!!!
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  • Emlyn
    Emlyn Posts: 4,372
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    Battlestar Galactica beats Star Wars.
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  • FestYboy
    FestYboy Posts: 3,861
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    Emlyn wrote: »
    Battlestar Galactica beats Star Wars.

    Go sit in the corner and think about what you just said...
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  • Sith_Lord
    Sith_Lord Posts: 17
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    Emlyn wrote: »
    Battlestar Galactica beats Star Wars.

    Young fool! Only now, at the end, do you understand.

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  • mrloren
    mrloren Posts: 2,454
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    I can watch Star Wars any day any time.. That other chick flick, if I see it more than once every 3 years I run screaming.

    So say we all.
    When I was a kid my parents told me to turn it down. Now I'm an adult and my kids tell me to turn it down.
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