So much fail...

Jstas
Jstas Posts: 14,808
edited November 2010 in The Clubhouse
...I don't know where to start with the ridicule!

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You're just jealous 'cause the voices don't talk to you!
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  • Face
    Face Posts: 14,340
    edited November 2010
    "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."
    Albert Einstein
    "He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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  • inspiredsports
    inspiredsports Posts: 5,501
    edited November 2010
    You asked for it . . . Well first of all, your neighbor across the street's driveway is uphill. If you'd have backed up his by accelerating backwards across the street and up his drive, when you tried forward again your momentum would have carried you across the street and into your dry garage (assuming you can fit your car into your garage).

    I would have made it in 1 try :biggrin:

    P.S.: Whoever was on the porch should have been in the street flagging traffic; you almost got cashed in by the black SUV.
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  • punk-roc
    punk-roc Posts: 1,150
    edited November 2010
    lol.. I wonder how many times they tried and where they decided to park once they quit.. and is that the husband, the dad, or the wife filming? hilarious

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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2010
    What exactly did he expect to happen? Every time he got to the top he just slid back down...

    A little sand / salt would have gone a long way....
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • ben62670
    ben62670 Posts: 15,969
    edited November 2010
    I don't think you could park on an ice covered slope like that. The car would have most likely slid into the street when attempting to park.
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited November 2010
    Evidence that IQ tests should be mandatory to be issued a drivers license.
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • steveinaz
    steveinaz Posts: 19,538
    edited November 2010
    "Honey, can you set the f'n camera down for a minute, and get the damn bag of salt out of the garage...."
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  • AudioGenics
    AudioGenics Posts: 2,567
    edited November 2010
    Where the Rubber meets the Icy Road.
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited November 2010
    AudioGenics wrote: »
    Where the Rubber meets the Icy Road.

    :confused:
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • AudioGenics
    AudioGenics Posts: 2,567
    edited November 2010
    What does when or where the rubber meets the road mean?

    ... originated from racing - when the rubber hits the road is when the automobile starts moving forward.


    It means: "when you get to the action", or "when you get busy", "when it gets serious", or it might mean something like "the last word or final outcome of something"... something along those lines, depending on context.

    should have put "icy" in quotes....
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited November 2010
    inspiredsports wrote: »
    You asked for it . . . Well first of all, your neighbor across the street's driveway is uphill. If you'd have backed up his by accelerating backwards across the street and up his drive, when you tried forward again your momentum would have carried you across the street and into your dry garage (assuming you can fit your car into your garage).

    I would have made it in 1 try :biggrin:

    P.S.: Whoever was on the porch should have been in the street flagging traffic; you almost got cashed in by the black SUV.

    Who are you talking to? Anyone in particular or just yourself?


    messiah wrote: »
    :confused:

    BULLY! :mad:
    AudioGenics wrote: »
    What does when or where the rubber meets the road mean?

    ... originated from racing - when the rubber hits the road is when the automobile starts moving forward.


    It means: "when you get to the action", or "when you get busy", "when it gets serious", or it might mean something like "the last word or final outcome of something"... something along those lines, depending on context.

    should have put "icy" in quotes....

    I don't even think you know what you're talking about.
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  • billbillw
    billbillw Posts: 6,727
    edited November 2010
    Salt? Cat litter? Sand? Get a fricking clue. Oh, might be time to replace your bald a$$ tires too. That doesn't look like serious ice to me.
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2010
    Says the guy in Georgia ;)
    If you will it, dude, it is no dream.
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  • AudioGenics
    AudioGenics Posts: 2,567
    edited November 2010
    OK... then snow chains will do it.
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  • maximillian
    maximillian Posts: 2,144
    edited November 2010
    I would not have parked it on the street. Perhaps the end of the driveway is temporarily safe depending on traffic. Another car could easily get out of control and crash into the parked car.

    However, at least park it somewhere safe and put something down to get some traction.
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  • messiah
    messiah Posts: 1,790
    edited November 2010
    Jstas wrote: »
    BULLY! :mad:

    LMAO!! :tongue:
    "They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    Benjamin Franklin, February 17th, 1775.

    "The day that I have to give up my constitutional rights AND let some dude rub my junk...well, let's just say that it's gonna be a real bad day for the dude trying to rub my junk!!"
    messiah, November 23rd, 2010
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  • Zitro
    Zitro Posts: 864
    edited November 2010
    I'm making a trip through the Northeast is a couple of weeks to visit several grad schools; this is likely to be me as I have never driven in snow before lol.
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  • billbillw
    billbillw Posts: 6,727
    edited November 2010
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    Says the guy in Georgia ;)

    I spent 26 years in Michigan, so zip it.
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  • exalted512
    exalted512 Posts: 10,735
    edited November 2010
    I could be completely wrong...but I would have done the same thing and posted it on youtube just to get some laughs...which might be why he kept trying.

    On the other hand, it's getting harder to get surprised by stupid people.
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  • PerfectCreature
    PerfectCreature Posts: 1,456
    edited November 2010
    Sorry guys that was me....haha.
    No, that is funny. It does happen around here, at the college I go to there is a HUGE dip in the road and then a steep slant afterwards, if you have to stop your not getting up even with studded tires, I have been there.....
    All in all, still funny.
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  • greyford1979
    greyford1979 Posts: 749
    edited November 2010
    Zitro wrote: »
    I'm making a trip through the Northeast is a couple of weeks to visit several grad schools; this is likely to be me as I have never driven in snow before lol.

    Saw a guy from Florida up here in OH last winter during one of our snowstorms...poor guy was in a 2 wheel drive Ranger with bald tires. He was sliding all over the place and freaking out. Looked like he dropped a load in his pants when he almost slid off the road:eek::eek:
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