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  • TNRabbit
    TNRabbit Posts: 2,168
    edited November 2010
    I find it incredibly funny to make others as uncomfortable as possible at the urinals. If there are 10 empty ones, I'll stand right next to the guy & start a conversation~

    This extreme homophobia is predominantly an American thing...
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2010
    So is the extreme germophobia. Guys really are turning into a bunch of pussies. "Oh no! Germs!"

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  • George Grand
    George Grand Posts: 12,258
    edited November 2010
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    Case in point - aren't you sick ALL the freakin' time?

    Busted a gut over that.
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  • kevhed72
    kevhed72 Posts: 5,046
    edited November 2010
    When offered the choice between a public restroom, or worse - a port-a-potty, and the great outdoors...I'll take the great outdoors every time.
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  • ryanjoachim
    ryanjoachim Posts: 2,046
    edited November 2010
    cheif pontiac wrote: »
    Uhhmm Yeah, I probably wouldn't admit to looking at other guys standing at the urinal.

    Rule 2 says do not make eye contact, even without eye contact looking at a man at a urinal is highly suspect. LOL

    By the way, who takes the germ samples on the bathroom door handles?

    You should work on your homophobia a little bit.

    And scientists have taken samples from every surface in the bathroom for testing. Turns out, door handles have more germs on them than a toilet seat.
    MrNightly wrote: »
    "Dr Dunn admitted that his research could also be interpreted as evidence that women are shallower than men. He said: "Let's face it - there's evidence to support it."
    mystik610 wrote: »
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2010
    ryanjoachim wrote: »
    You should work on your homophobia a little bit.

    And scientists have taken samples from every surface in the bathroom for testing. Turns out, door handles have more germs on them than a toilet seat.

    And if you're a healthy adult none of it is going to hurt you. :)
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  • Jstas
    Jstas Posts: 14,808
    edited November 2010
    All this...over the freaking BATHROOM!?!?!

    It's a simple concept. Get in, do your business, CLEAN yourself and get out. You don't have time to be lallygagging in a bathroom. You have work to do, get back to it. Stop worrying about the douchebag on the cellphone. Stop worrying about the douchebag gassing the place out. Stop worrying about who's foot touched what. You aren't touching every other guy's junk when you touch the door knob and whatever other cockamamie BS you can think up.

    It's the bathroom. A glorified hole in the floor for you to relieve yourself in. Use it and get back to work you slackass.
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  • ryanjoachim
    ryanjoachim Posts: 2,046
    edited November 2010
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    And if you're a healthy adult none of it is going to hurt you. :)

    Also true.

    Honestly, if there's one place that makes a public bathroom look like a sterile operating room, it's locker rooms/showers. Those places can eat away flesh!
    MrNightly wrote: »
    "Dr Dunn admitted that his research could also be interpreted as evidence that women are shallower than men. He said: "Let's face it - there's evidence to support it."
    mystik610 wrote: »
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited November 2010
    Well, if you tough guys want to contact or ingest other peoples fecal matter.......please don't touch my stereo !:eek: Germs are one thing, hepatitus, etc. is something else entirely.:rolleyes:
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2010
    Jstas wrote: »
    All this...over the freaking BATHROOM!?!?!

    Says the guy who can write 15,000 words on pretty much any topic?
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited November 2010
    Perhaps a bathroom in a CAR ?
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  • bobman1235
    bobman1235 Posts: 10,822
    edited November 2010
    gdb wrote: »
    Well, if you tough guys want to contact or ingest other peoples fecal matter.......please don't touch my stereo !:eek: Germs are one thing, hepatitus, etc. is something else entirely.:rolleyes:

    Do you hold your breath / wear a mask in the bathroom? Cuz if not, you're ingesting people's fecal matter. Way more than is getting on your hands from touching a door handle. Way to breathe, **** breath.
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  • TECHNOKID
    TECHNOKID Posts: 4,298
    edited November 2010
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    Do you hold your breath / wear a mask in the bathroom? Cuz if not, you're ingesting people's fecal matter. Way more than is getting on your hands from touching a door handle. Way to breathe, **** breath.
    Do not hold my breath but yes wear a mask :wink:
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  • Joe08867
    Joe08867 Posts: 3,919
    edited November 2010
    I like walking up to the urinal. Unzipping my junk and then sigh and say "It's so much better since the burn went away". Sure does clean out a bathroom quick.
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  • gdb
    gdb Posts: 6,012
    edited November 2010
    bobman1235 wrote: »
    Do you hold your breath / wear a mask in the bathroom? Cuz if not, you're ingesting people's fecal matter. Way more than is getting on your hands from touching a door handle. Way to breathe, **** breath.

    Go munch a ****
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  • mrbigbluelight
    mrbigbluelight Posts: 9,697
    edited November 2010
    Jstas wrote: »
    It's the bathroom. A glorified hole in the floor for you to relieve yourself in. Use it and get back to work you slackass.

    I'll wait for Jimmdep's professional opinion, but speaking from experience, I believe that is known as a "floor drain".
    Unauthorized use theof punishable by many munincipal codes and civil penalties. :redface:
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